Tried a stoppie, did a stoppie.

Haha, who gives a shit? I know escorts with higher net worth and are not delusional about their usefulness in life.

Are you discounting the possibility of MK Ultra mind control?

If I ever need a zip tie in the wilderness, I’ll just pack up my car bumper cover and drive to the hardware store to buy more zip ties. I mean, I already have my car with me so....

Great drinking game or greatest drinking game?!

Hummers are hundreds of thousands, but yeah, what can you do haha!

Soon;

h-hashtag f-f-feminism?

HA! Touche.

Care to share a theory that isn’t full of holes?

There’s a Krispy Kreme within hooking distance of me and I haven’t touched the stuff in years.

Brushed it off of his shirt and from around his mouth, right?

COTD

Isn’t that also an audi?

She was banned from the human race?

Pretty sure it’s Matt Farah’s billion mile V6 mustang, dude.

Man protests govmt bullshit, but since he likes guns, he’s an enemy of the gawker-sphere?

Usher is still around? In other news, terrestrial radio just told me Boys 2 Men is putting in a concert.

Haha great job choosing him, Hillary.

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