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Happy Friday, you guys.

I weep for what has become of this sport. The Wing Bowl used to mean something. Sad.

My snarky response to this is: I hope you’re ready to get owned for posting such a stupid comment.

At what age are you too old to play tackle football with your boys? We’re gonna get like 6" here tonight and about ten of us are thinking about giving it a shot tomorrow (all of us are in our early 30's, all in good shape).

this is so fucking good. how do people not get how good this is

folks,

Chiming in to say that I really liked The Vane and Dennis’ style, and I wish he and his blog were still around.

i got news for you, buddy, and you’re gonna like it

i’m drunk in an airport and i’m howling

it’s a pretty good account

With your ex, strive for civility, equanimity, and decency; with the children, practice patience, be present, and be willing to listen at any time of the day or night.

what the. this is like some weird disney/ren & stimpy mashup

This show is flaming coal plant, and my three-year-old fucking loves it. Of all the shows she likes, this is the one I absolutely cannot handle. I go out of my way to ensure this show is never highlighted in the channel guide because my kid sees the picture of Mickey in the corner of the screen and goes apeshit until

why would you comment about someone on an article that that person isn’t even mentioned in? would you make a comment about ted cruz on an article about donald trump? didn’t think so.

the article only mentions aj mccarron, not aj green.

buddy, i’m gonna put you in a diaper and burp you

this article is about aj mccarron

obviously, but you tell me where they reference someone named aj green in this article. can’t do it. thanks

i don’t know where you read aj green in this article, his name clearly is aj mccarron

Uh, the article clearly references aj mccarron. not aj green or whoever.