this is the best thing i have ever read on this website

With that stache and haircut D. Rose looks like the world’s coolest soul musician.

I bet Brett Lawrie has a koi pond.

when u read one of doug exeter’s comments

when they tell u that guac costs extra

This is the greatest news dump of all time.

That Patton rant is about an 11 on the 1-10 scale of twitter dumbassery

i can really feel the cohesive aesthetic with the native applications feeling more connected and familiar than ever. this is how i talk. this is how people talk.

love u coach ron

Shut the fuck up.

I was the exact person Geoffrey presumed for the sake of this exercise when my father died. 28, working, getting by, living across the country from my family, good relationship with my dad, and I got a call from my sister while I was at work. "Dad's dead." Heart attack.

lmao mayo boys

the beer idiot is soooooo good.

Also, never ever ever complain to your child's mom about having to change diapers. It is literally the least you can do after she spent 40 weeks dealing with that little monster siphoning off her nutrients and stepping on her bladder every fifteen minutes.

Yeah, Jenny's got it all figured out

Obloquy! Barry!

I have Hoka One's, and they're terrific for running distance in the snow. I strike a little more on my heel when I wear them, but I've never noticed any discomfort during or after runs in them.

This article is great, but it really only needed to say this:

"This isn't the way it happened at all!"