Here’s the thing: this is how beards grow. Dudes who want a sharp face-bush have to groom it. Scraggly cheek hairs don’t shave themselves! Trimming keeps the whole thing smooth and uniform in length. A little care turns hobo Garfield up there to Hoboken hipster.

Let them eat cake.

Blood red is the BEST. I love reds with the blue undertones because the orangey ones just make me look like a clown. I’m with you girl - now I’m going to track this down!

I am ghostly pale with medium reddish brown hair and blue/green eyes, and I almost exclusively do reds and berries especially in the winter. Even though my skin is pale, my lips are comparatively dark pink, and those pale pink shades they are always pushing on pale people make me look like a fresh corpse. Also, most…

I’m an ultra pale redhead with green eyes, & I rock the shit out of vampy red & wine shades all winter. It’s the BEST. The trick is really just figuring out the right undertone of your skin so the color doesn't turn a weird shade when you wear it.

Why do people seem to think that “I made this work” translates to “Everyone can make this work.”

This is the correct answer.

My husband was the one pushing for A Wedding and I gave in because while I had been a bridesmaid roughly 800 times (ok, 6) and was wedding’d out, it didn’t, like, cause me actual pain and or anything. And he was insanely helpful. He’s a designer and has the most amazing eye and was able to get a lot of the decor,…

For me it comes down to one point: Did the author specifically ask whether she could bring the baby? If she did, then sentencing her to a breastfeeding room without warning is a jerk move on the part of the organizer, no question.

I wonder what the hispanic SNL cast members think of these recent developme-

Yup, I’m pretty sure men are only bad at picking up on hints when the hints are coming from women they are interested in.

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

My niece walked in on me changing my tampon and I said something like “Oh hi, I’m having my period.” Her alarmed reply: “AGAIN!? BUT YOU SAID IT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE TWELVE!”

I’m sharing my secret shame with you right now -

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Still in high school and everyday I wake up sad (and sleep deprived because I’m basically a college student)

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

After adjusting the temperature of their water twice

If you bacon on it, it can count as Kosher, too. (at least, that’s what I’m hoping.)