As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

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How boring for you that some people care about the national interest of the USA, and by extension, the Western world. I agree it must be so very tiresome to voluntarily visit websites that report on efforts to keep America’s nuclear arsenal out of the hands of a narcissistic, delusional megalomaniac.

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

can we have salma hayek as the smoking, sultry confidence artist? maybe kerry washington as the straight-laced, tightly-wound accountant who’s got the details on the score and has some kind of terrible secret that’s driving her to crime to come up with the money?

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.

Oh Megyn <sigh>.

The correct answer: If you change the roll, you get to choose. If you don’t change the roll, keep your opinion to yourself.

There’s always someone on posts like this talking about thrifty (i.e. superior) they were at their wedding but I’ve got you all beat: not getting married saves SO much money!

Hi Dan—

Would everybody just shut up while I sit here waiting for Gendry.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

I just...can Jezebel hire you please? This is amazing. Click yes for all. A+++++++ commenter, fast shipping, would read again.

i would die so fast.

A campaign season filled with Republican candidates so thoroughly repugnant that it makes you look back at ‘08 and ‘12 with fond recollection. <shudder>

Fuck the south. Between this, NC being total dicks to the transgender community, the dipshit GA senator (FEMALE) who is trying to get rid of rape kits as evidence.....I’m so embarrassed to be from down here y’all.

Maybe these religious organizations should start paying some taxes before they think they can decide what is and isn’t covered by health care.