Thanks for the link to donate. It made me feel slightly less impotent with despair to at least do that.

Also takes cues from John Tucker Must Die! Can’t forget that ‘06 treasure. Jesse Metcalfe at the height of Desperate Housewives hotness. <3

We’d decided to get married together a while back but never solidified the plan (proposal, ring, telling family etc). One night, a month before our third anniversary and two years after moving in together, I was looking at the calendar for the days of the week our future anniversaries would fall on. Turns out, our…

I’ve been banging the same person for so long now that there is very little that could be done to ruin the mood.

WHAT?????

Things I don’t care about:

after a one-week sabbatical from westeros, i have returned with my many thoughts:

As a member of the male homo species I found all of this quite informative and rather enjoyable to read.

LOOK, I TALK A LOT, BUT I WILL BE DAMNED IF EVERY MAN I HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH HAS NOT HAD HIS FACE SHOVED BETWEEN MY CROTCH AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO GET HIM TO STOP. FUCKING. TALKING.

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For a mere $5,000.00 I will light your expensive weed for you, inhale it, blow it into a hand crafted gold leafed crystal chalice, and deliver it to your door. When you get the munchies I will also eat snack foods in front of you for the low price of $350.00

Real shit. I know that by even leaving this comment I’m contributing to the K madness. Because you record a click as a marketing metric that tells Jez powers that be, that these stories drive traffic. And maybe they do. But in the past three weeks, I swear to goodness EVERY GOTDAMN DAY y’all have a story on these…

well now I know to keep my amazing relationships under wraps

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

Also, carboxylate soap leaves more soap scum behind because it is more likely to bond with the magnesium and calcium in your water than get rinsed away by it.

Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!

I stand my ground on the Rob Lowe and John Stamos should kiss topic.

I get pissed at crying babies like I do at the El train being loud when it passes over my head. It's annoying, but nothing you can do about it, so moving on.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.