Instead of spending 90 minutes watching this asshole on tv I will be donating $90 to Hillary’s campaign.

Lol head trauma caused by me slapping them for being so fucking stupid.

Yep just commented the same thing. That and the question about having children with a partner who is the same race as you. UGHHHHHHH.

The worst OKC question is “are there any circumstances where someone is obligated to have sex with you?”

I had a dude literally pee in my mouth when I was going down on him and GUESS WHAT I STILL DO (to my boyfriend, not the peeing asshole because CONSENT & NOPE).

I can't even tell you the last time I cleaned my brushes. Maybe never? I use eyeshadow infrequently so I don't feel gross about it but my powder brush is probably a cesspool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fabletics is the worst worst worst. The quality is fine, but the billing practices are ridiculous. The only way to cancel your account is on the phone with someone during their hours of operation.

I was super creeped out when I read that letter & I feel terrible for that woman.

Oooh I'll check it out, thanks! I just picked up a clear liner from sephora that's working pretty well. I usually hate liners because I'm so picky about color matching & then it looks weird if the lipstick wears off but the liner is still there so this clear one is working wonders. Hopefully it will do the same for…

The right tone is crucial and also so is the attitude of “I am so rocking this” when you put it on!

Oooh yes berries look great on my (jewel tones in general work for me with clothing) but I'm stubborn & just love the attitude I get with a great red lip.

Will investigate!

Oooh that’s pretty! My toenails are always red too, but I keep my fingernails naked ever since I gave up my gel manicures because I cannot be trusted to keep up with the chipping haha. Red is definitely my favorite lip color & I’m so excited to experiment with deep reds this winter!

Hold up. Retin-a for KP?! My upper arms are a KP breeding ground. My dermatologist told me to exfoliate in every shower and then put my acne medicine on my arms, but it's not retin-a. It helps a little bit but only if I am suuuuper diligent about it.

I’m wearing this right now! It’s been four hours, a cup of coffee, breakfast, and lots of water and it’s still holding up. My favorite part of these cream stains is that they're matte. I love a bold lip, even in the office, but a bold AND shiny/shimmery/glossy lip is too much for me.

Awesome thanks! I need to re-up my body shop powder anyway so I'll check it out!

See I should be better about that. I used to tear them in half and do it that way. Now that I’ve been wearing liquid black liner, I don’t think rewetting them will cut it anymore.

I recently tried the holiday sample box from OleH and ended up returning it because I had similar concerns about clogging. Will definitely check out the Clinique version though, since my go-to evening ritual is rubbing the shit out of my eyes with a makeup remover wipe. Probably not the most gentle method... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was so excited to wake up today and watch on Hulu but lo & behold, another network that wants to stomp on my cord-cutting lifestyle. I feel like the networks have won & im this close to getting cable again so I can keep up with the world. (And a special FUCK YOU to CBS.)

GIRL. Teach me your ways in how you push it up! I bought a holiday set of these & ended up having to take a couple back because the sharpener wasn't working and the Sephora employees couldn't get it to push up either! I do love these though - I have black, brown, gray, navy & plum.