Sam Barsanti is actually an Alan Partridge-style comedy character. PROVE ME WRONG

I had a hell of a time trying to parse the headline before realizing “kicked off Sundance” meant she started the event and not that she had been removed from some kind of panel or something at Sundance because of her comments.

I came here ready to hate the material, but that’s actually pretty funny.

I’ve always perceived it as a horror trope steeped in American guilt, as a form of generational revenge for indigenous genocide. 

Meh. Depp’s Jack Sparrow is never going to be as good as he was in the first Pirates movie, because that was the only Pirates movie that wasn’t written with his goofy Jack Sparrow affect in mind. 

Cruise seems to get a lot of shit for not fitting the physical description of Reacher, but like Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s nest (Nicholson was indeed, not a giant read head) I think the idea was that the star power took the place of those characteristics.

Now there’s a series that people seem to genuinely…

So James Dean wasn’t a star cause he was only in three movies? 

He did get saddled with the 2016-2020 years, which lasted about five centuries. I don’t blame him for not wanting to deal with another Trump candidacy where the satire is real and there’s nothing you can say to mock it that won’t eventually come out of a Republican’s mouth.

Getting in the door -is- the hard part though.

The insane amount of actors who just so happen to be related to other previous actors strongly disagrees with you.

THIS JUST IN: Complete lack of human empathy from internet commenter just because they harbor a mild dislike of someone.

I do feel bad for women who develop early and suddenly get all this unwanted attention, just for having large breasts. I knew a girl like that growing up; hit high school and suddenly she’s getting noticed by everyone: the boys, the girls, even the teachers. Throughout high school she was both loved and hated, popular…

This is incomprehensible.

What annoys me about Dave is that he is confident he's right.  He just keeps doubling down and acting like he's being reasonable while hanging with Joe Rogan and people like him.  He isn't unaware of systemic problems in the US, he is okay with not always being funny and his writing skills are top notch.  Yet this…

I mean you’d be pretty unhappy in the role if they made you do your own stunt of getting repeatedly whipped in the balls in Casino Royale, which I have on good authority they did repeatedly to Craig even when the cameras weren’t rolling, and just as a lark between scenes in the sequels.

Harry Styles is “this gen’s Michael Jackson”?

Maybe it’s just me, but this seems like a nothing story.

What an interesting point! Meanwhile, the Jews in Marvel either have boring sex lives (The Thing, Magneto) or are constantly horny and unsatisfied (Kitty Pryde) 

That's true to my hookup experience.

The 3 things Daredevil is most known for are the fighting, flipping about, and fucking. So to me this was a slam dunk of a return. Looking forward to see how they wrap everything up but whatever the finale brings I’m sure it will be taken really well by everyone.