Bautista is too. Over the weekend he adopted a dog that was abused.

If James Bond broke my nose I’d ask him to sign it.

I wouldn’t say it’s the same, considering fat uncaring American capitalists have consistently been the world’s greatest villains.

This review is spot on; the first episode makes this seem like just another spin on the Battle Royale genre but the second episode is what really elevates it to something special.

Holy shit, OG James Bond was Sterling Archer.

“Now, if you’re saying that a low quality performance draws more attention to the age disparity, that’s one thing, but that’s not what I’ve been reading from you guys since the trailer premiered (apologies if I’ve inferred something that isn’t there).”

i think 10 years ago that could have been cool, but the ship has sailed. he’d be over 50 by the time it gets going.

Of course, the same might be said of your opinion.  

Is any of this evidence of him being a piece of shit not based on him making some jokes you didn’t like?

Who knew that a TV executive would be of such poor moral character? I for one, am shocked.

So a bartender is opening up at like 4PM, so the whole place is dead, and a guy walks in. He’s got a suit that could feed a family of four for a decade, and it’s on a body that would put Michael Phelps to shame, and he’s also got a red balloon for a head.

A.V. Club and Kotaku editorial run entirely independent from each other. We ran our review today because that’s when the game came out.

I watched Goldmember on a transatlantic flight, when I was kind of punchy and exhausted. For the first five minutes I tried to stifle my uncontrollable gales of laughter, so as not to frighten the other passengers, and my wife became concerned that I was having a stroke. Then, fortunately for all of us, the last 90…

Yeah, I can see that.  I would also say that neither he nor Emma Stone were at all the problem with those movies and if they’d had better material to work with, they would have really shone in those roles.

I think he’s alluding to the incredible emotional gauntlet getting such terrible movies for such a dream role would’ve been.

(and we have no knowledge of when his relationship dissolved)

fuck all the people undermining Munn and Mulaney celebrating being new parents, because heaven forbid Mulaney can’t be a good dad while also being in recovery (and we have no knowledge of when his relationship dissolved). I hope this movie equipped Munn with some major fuck you tools to the public and the industry.

I have so many things to say about this final season of Lucifer that I can’t (at least, right now) say. But please know it’s a fitting end, and I have loved being able to review every previous season (for the most part) of the series. I’m sorry that I couldn’t review this final season, but I’m very happy it’s preair…

I totally did not recognise Brianna Hildebrand with long hair.

So, wait, if I’m understanding this right, Kanye wanted a “clean” album as a tribute to his mother, to the extent that a guest verse from Andre 3000 about the death of his own mom was deemed too dirty, but he put Marilyn Manson on it? Isn’t that like cutting a Will Smith track because he said heck once and replacing…