NO. No. Stop. Nope. No. No. No. No.

Dude, no. The show actually taught a pretty good lesson to kids: The things that go bump in the night aren’t supernatural bullshit, but people with agendas who can be exposed via the thorough gathering of evidence and/or hijinks. Their are no ghosts and no monsters, just the application of science, technology and…

EXACTLY. I love Wait Wait. She was a perfect guest for their brand of radio—self-deprecating, funny, & gracious. People need to get over themselves.

For real. I actually listened to this episode live and I loved it.

Lifetime NPR listener here, and not a Kardashian fan, but the interview was seriously NBD. She was pretty charming, actually. When I read all the comments on NPR’s Facebook page I was pretty appalled. WWDTM has interviews like this all the time with celebrities of the moment.

This gave me so much joy. All the politely upset people clutching their pearls and getting their panties in a bunch. LORD SAVE US. NPR WAS THE ONE KARDASHIAN FREE HOLDOUT AND NOW THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING.

Sure, a white, college educated women, is having an identity crisis. BOO HOO WHITE LADY IDENTITY CRISIS.

Yeah that might fly if she hadn’t sued Howard University for discrimination and claimed it was because she was white. This wasn’t when she was 5 years old, she was applying for a teaching assistant job at Howard. So her story changes to suit the questions being asked.

My loans are older, and they predate a lot of the income-based repayment options. (The positive there is that they also came with much more reasonable interest rates.)

As the balance gets closer and closer to zero, making payments has become more gleeful than chore-like.

It was an emergency. (She looks really good in white)

In other news, I left Direct Student Loans a really big tip this morning. Got a check for my birthday - made an extra payment. According to their interest calculator, I just saved myself like ... $50 over ten years. WHERE’S MY DIRTBAG BULLET POINT?

Which is how a republican will win again. Democracy!

ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach…

Something similar happened to me, only it was my cousin, who for some reason was fed an adult-sized portion of port wine cheese before a long car ride (he was 5 or six). He fell into a cheese coma, rolled over on me, muttered ‘silly pancake,’ then puked up his adult-sized portion of port wine cheese all over me.

Remember when they were setting up for one of the multiple parties Hef had and Kendra was so excited by what looked like a hot athletic guy out on the mansion lawn and it ended up being a mannequin

Also... you can laugh or sleep or look at your phone or do your hair or eat comfort food when you’re grieving. It’s normal. Nobody stops being human because they’re hurting. Anyway, some people are judgy as fuck.

The whole Jackie Siegel media frenzy is really grossing me out. For god’s sake, the Gawker post suggested the fact that she had an iced coffee at the funeral was callous and inappropriate (apparently coffee is only appropriately sad when it’s hot?). I have no idea how this woman is grieving her daughter’s death, but I…

COME AT ME BRO

I have and have had a HUGE crush on Turtle. I don’t know why, but I find him SO hot.