#cotd

I see what you did there. I LOVE what you did there.

somewhere in the corner of the internet where they celebrate white history month, i imagine

Thank you. I’m only here to check for SATC references.

ha ha!

I tip my hat to you

I see what you did there...

I snorted at this. I’m a bad person.

And suddenly I realized...my being pregnant had to pause.

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

When I first moved to Australia, I probably had a bit of an accent, at McDonalds I tried in vain to order the chicken sandwich “the McChicken” the staff didn’t understand me and it escalated all the way to the manager who kept telling me that no, this is a burger place and they don’t serve Mexican food here

Sounds great, as soon as you know leave a message here, if you like! :)

At a very corporate job I had once, I had the opportunity to work very closely with one of the more “likeable” and “popular” guys in my department. So I studied him to see what he had that I didn’t, as I’ve always had issues being an outlier and “the office weirdo.” Eventually it became clear that what he had that I…

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

Where in Ireland are you going? Irish girl living in Cork here, if you’re in the area and would like some company let me know!

HE RUINED YOUR OWN NAME. THAT MONSTER.

Okay so this is kind of the opposite...I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years and was very happily moving on with my life and seeing other men. About 3 months after we had broken up, I found out he had gotten a woman pregnant and she was about 3 months or so along. I was obviously a little outraged, but I thought it…

I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.

I have no idea what anything I’m this article is talking about/implying.

sorry Jia girl agree to disagree because this shirt is amazing and you are spilling your haterade right down the front of it