Ireland is great! But...bring a lot of layers. I went in June and thought it would be warm. Nope. Fucking freezing. You might have better luck than me, but it is windy as hell if you go out to the rural/coastal areas. Also, make sure you see some of the countryside. It’s gorgeous.

Based on my experience, people really are friendly in Ireland, they like to have a chat and it’s easy to strike up conversations. Many of the funniest things I’ve heard in my life have been heard in Ireland. Once, I was waiting for a date at a pub and this woman started chatting to me. We spoke about the history of…

You will have a great time traveling solo there! So much fun live music, and everyone is very social. Have a great time!

“I don’t really know McDonald’s” says it all and bless your heart.

What I NEVER said to the customers was that that joke was funny. The first time. When Seinfeld did it. 20 years ago.

See now, I don’t get this. Do you also go to McDonald’s and order a “Double Decker Patty Sandwich With Special Sauce On A White Bun Adorned With Small Seeds Often Associated With Asian Cuisine”?

I also order small, medium or large, but I never get corrected. Most of them don’t seem to care. Or they appreciate that I’m not wasting time learning their weird vocabulary and ordering like a normal person.

I never understood why the Starbuck’s system is viewed as being so difficult for some, and others will STAND THEIR GROUND about not using it. We had TONS of people coming in going “I JUST WANT A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE!!!! NONE OF THIS TALL/GRANDE LATTE BULLSHIT!!! CAN YOU JUST GET ME A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE, NOW!!!!!!”

I use “small, medium, large” too, but the people working the counter are just doing their jobs. They’re not the ones who came up with arbitrary terminology for the coffee sizes.

How is a fucking BABY not enough evidence of statutory rape? Does VA not do DNA?

Can we talk about the costumes?

A small working theatre, that I could afford to rent out for peanuts to small amateur and indie groups who lack the funds, resources and connections to mount plays and shows on their own. People who work with big or professional groups and are already part of the “in” crowd would not be eligible to apply to hire it.…

A library+reading room accessible only through a seemingly boring, normal bookcase THAT IS SECRETLY A DOOR.
Like, full on Scooby-Doo style, pull a candlestick, rotating, secret bookcase door.

Public Works represent! Our maintenance workers are some of the hardest working, nicest, most humble guys around. Give them a thumbs up!

Huh, well I guess you do learn something new every day!

So many emoticons — BARF.

“So what’s the Diehl with sexting interns?”

I have no idea why people are knocking this song because I’ve been listening to it on repeat for the last few hours and it’s A+

I had this on repeat today. great shower song. I wanna hear it at a roller rink

Yeah, but calling someone out on their wedding bullshit is, like, the best friend’s job, not the photographer who’s being paid probably a lot of money to be there.