California rolls are sushi tho.

kinda tired of this sheer dress with shiny bits covering the nips look. Feels thirsty to me.

I wish that it was socially acceptable for men to carry purses. I always feel that way once it’s no longer coat/jacket weather and I lose those extra pockets until it gets cold again. I carry a messenger bag to work, but that’s not really something that you can take with you everywhere you go like a purse.

When my sister was in college, Bill Clinton came to her school to give a speech and she got to meet him, and I begged her to have him call me and leave on my voicemail, “I did not have sexual relations with that women, Monica Lewinsky.”

I’d be really, really interested to see a trans woman do this. Because reasons. (I’ve always wanted to do one of these but have always been afraid to do it because, well, trans.)

I once had a boyfriend who, while holding a container of metallic gold eyeshadow, said in all seriousness, “So... this is eye shadow. It must go under your eyes, right?” As if it was some mysterious new term that he had to figure out.

JUST GET UP AN HOUR EARLIER, AND YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF MUCH GIRLIER.

God, those of us who grew up with moms who were like “don’t you want to put on a little blush or mascara?!” before you walked out the door. I’m gonna send this to my mom

Dying. This is too great. I also love the “natural looking makeup!” line. A dude at work once told me he didn't think I was wearing any makeup. Um: foundation, powder, eyeshadow, subtle eyeliner, mascara. He might just be an idiot though.

I think it’s silly when people try to define nerd and geek as if it’s something that everyone agrees on, and then tries to tell everyone else that they need to obey this particular definition. They’re both slang, and neither has a real definition, no matter how many Wikihow articles people link to try to make it a…

And nerdy guys only want nerdy girls who can fill out Power Girl cosplay outfits. Nerds can be shallow too.

There is nothing wrong with the way you reacted once you realized you didn’t want to sleep with him. Anytime someone decides “nope, I don’t want your penis/vagina there anymore” that’s the end of the story and that’s ok. I also think there’s absolutely nothing wrong with using someone to get over an ex. IF that person…

I don’t even usually post on these things but the only other answer you’ve got so far was rude and I don’t want you think that’s the consensus.

That's not exactly an atypical family structure these days, what's so confusing?

holy shit I remember the matches!

What band? I used to be into Yellowcard so I’m curious if I’ve heard of them.

ERIN AND SARAH’S MANSION IS THE SAME MANSION KOURTNEY AND SCOTT USED TO LIVE IN

Two little girls did this routine in my room today!!!!!!!!!

SOMEHOW I READ EMBRYOS AS EYEBROWS

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?