I wonder what these "counsellors" would do if you just started saying over and over, "You're a pedophile." It's about as true as what he's saying. It seems to me that telling obnoxious lies to strangers should be equal opportunity.

I have this ridiculous grudge against Salt & Pepa because I was listening to my Walkman (I know) in junior high, and didn't realize that class had started, so it was still playing after the bell.

I can't tell you how much I was hoping this was a video of a baby rapping Salt n Pepa.

My business partner and I are in the tech industry (we're both founders and are women). We'll go to the huge conferences and all the other women (maybe 10% of the attendees) will be wearing super nice dresses and shoes. We don't own clothes like that, so we'll show up in collared shirts, black jeans, leather jackets,…

This is related to why there is no vintage clothing for men. They owned one suit and it is in the coffin with them.

My cat and I are rude to each other. Cats deserve a little sassing. His cat probably thinks he's a needy dweeb.

Yeah - she is radiating happiness in these photos. She's standing their naked, and not even giving half a shit about seducing us. And it works.

Her joyfulness is pretty wonderful, isn't it? Weirdly, it's not the nakedness that make the pictures worth looking at—what makes them so compelling is the fact that she's clearly having enormous, mischievous fun. It's oddly charming.

I'm digging her playful expressions. Fully nude with sheer joy across her face, instead of her typical fuck-me-face she makes in photos (or she is told to make - I don't know who is in charge).

Like, full on adult sibling sex? Or prepubescent kids who don't really know what they're doing look back on it and cringe exploratory stuff?

THAT YOU KNOW OF.

Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.

I caught a girl I was thinking of marrying cheating on me.

It caused huge problems for me emotionally and with future relationships.

HA! Omg, I'll probably say this accidentally the next time I order one. D'oh!

I once watched Cupcake Wars, and the challenge was "China Town". The woman decided to make chai spiced cupcakes. When asked why she went with chai, as it's Indian, she told the judge, "Oh, well, I figured chai was Chinese - you know chai-nese!"

If I were a martial artist, "Tai Chi Latte" would be my nickname.

I DID THE SAME THING.

Tai Chi Latte

I do that sort of thing a lot and my family calls it "Runny Babbiting" because of Runny Babbit by Shel Silverstein. I've said larking pot for parking lot, japama pants for pajama pants, and much more. It's embarassing yet hilarious even to me.

Caramel Machete is now my stage name. Called it.