All men are disposable too.

I'm a barista in the Midwest. One of my coworkers started at Starbucks before coming to our shop; and had me in tears after he told me about a rednecky gentleman who came in to order one night. I guess this guy strode in and jovially, loudly asked him, "Hey man! Y'all got them, uh, caramel machetes here?!"

Amen sister. Fellow punk ass book jockey here.

I'm offended as a woman AND as a librarian.

"Jezebel posters"? Like....you? You ARE posting on Jezebel, aren't you?

This never happened in Colma: The Musical.

Really? Ring crevices are caked with dirt and literal shit. I don't think food prep workers should be able to wear hand jewelry because it sounds really unsanitary. Fuck the gloves, just don't wear stuff that holds filth.

You may hate both, but only one gets the bad press on here.

Do you know Snoop Dog? That guy who has put his wife through hell. Who openly loves porn and claims that he has pimped women out before? Not to mention that he is old enough to be Iggy's father. You know that guy? Isn't it so much easier to hate on this stupid white girl than you know, the misogynist that is not…

Witchcraft, perhaps. But they could have easily purchased eggshells for cheap ad avoided being total dicks. Weird.

"My own father, who loves speaking in movie tag lines, once told my aunt who had just finished chemo to 'die another day' as he was pulling out of her driveway"

You can't bat much of anything around Mr. Bumgarner

I'd like to congratulate the San Francisco Giants on their 2016 World Series championship.

Whether it's being batted around or not, it's clearly already a fact.

And only one won it numnuts. Why don't you look at the company Bumgarner joins.

Giants fan here- had your boys won, they'd've totally earned it. And they seem classy and likable. Next year will be great for you. Now if we can get Morse, Crawford an Bumgarner to degrease those grungy locks during the offseason...

Giants fans aren't insufferable

Madison Bumgarner just punched his ticket to the hall of fame.

Bumgarner has made himself a baseball immortal. Congrats Giants.

I'm a Royals fan. I'm bummed they lost, but this was an amazing post season. Actually, I'm not that upset they lost, since watching them get this far was more than I'd ever expected.