Oh, Angie.

Am I nuts or is that dress a little circa '97 Delia's catalog in the bodice? Not that I'm complaining.

NO. NOT THIS TIME. I'M RECLAIMING BUTT IMPALINGS.

Gotta give it to Kaitlin. She can perform a whole one act play with variations on GODDAMMIT!

#2 is just the best. And by best I mean worst.

My entire trip to Europe.

IM BLUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *YOU* ARE THE REAL TREASURE!!!!!!

Oh, fuck your mouth!

That's first rate penance.

Uh he does know that Christmas was originally just a co-opted pagan holiday intended to lure people into converting yes?

"Who knows what "Happy Holidays" even means??"

I really am surprised at how far I had to dig through the comments before I found civility. Thank you for posting this.

Don't hate the panda. Hate the game.

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I'm with you. I usually don't recline because I'm really short and can't really sleep on flights anyway but if I were given that card prior to not reclining my seat anyway I'd probably passive aggressively recline and then complain to the flight attendants.

Also: I'm not good at getting coffee:(

My boyfriend is a living bitch-slap to this lie about crushed genitals: He is hung like a whale (and I can compare, because I've been a certifiable slut for eight years) and he sits with his legs crossed all. the. time. He shakes his head when he sees this shit.

Guys. We don't believe you. What we do believe: You've…

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

His balls being made of lava is not a disability.

i actively hate this dude