I think that both sides can come together and agree that golf courses are the fucking worst.
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i mean, jason will never be able to do better than the goddess that is britney jean spears, so he might as well get weird with it and drop all the way down to kris jenner.
Hello, this is Michelle Duggar, I am best known for a functional set of reproductive organs. I know nothing of what I speak, so let me inform you.
Could White people please stop talking about the "militarization" of the police, as if the police just started treating Black people this way 10 years ago when the government started handing this gear out?
I love ths. Just imagining the dawning look of horror coming over his face.
I LOVE that story!
OMG YOUR DAD. YOUR DAD.
My dad trotted out onto the softball field for a church league game with a pair of my mom's hot pink panties "static clinging" to the back of his uniform pants. It was a dark day for the whole family.
I imagine there are a lot of good stories in mental health, as there are in my field, which is special education.
He wanted to take you higher.
When I was in college, I covered for a law firm's receptionist when she was out. The firm shared a reception area with the county mental health commissioner, which means that he decided whether people should be forcibly committed to a psychiatric hospital or rehab when a petition was filed. Like with Britney Spears…
This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…
This is THE BEST.
That is fantastic.
My friend worked at a manufacturing plant where he was the only male among an army of women who inspected all the plant output. One day at lunch, he went home for a quicky with his GF. When he returned, he had unknowingly pulled up his pants without his underwear, so they were hanging out the back of his pants.…
This is actually my dad's story but it's a family favorite that always gets trotted out at holidays and parties.
Oh my friend, the best part was one of the comments that showed another pic of Kanye giving Biebs the stink eye. It should be one of the top comments. It's amazing how Bieber can someone make me like people i normally wouldn't. But in this instance, i'm Team Kanye.
One thing I recently learned about Kylie Jenner is that she's actually just an old zoot suit filled with semi-intelligent hornets.
When I dance, small children cry. Adults panic and ask if I'm having a seizure. Dogs whimper. Friends urgently apologise on my behalf.