I can't imagine any baristas participating in this nonsense. Honestly, I didn't even want to talk about COFFEE with my customers.

I had tons of dolls as a kid and my parents still coo over how cute I was with them. They would wake up in the morning and every shoe in the house would have a doll tucked into it with a tissue for a blanket. What they didn't realize at the time was that my sister devoted a huge chunk of our childhood to convincing me…

"There are no bears in San Francisco."

I thought the mug shot was kind of an anomaly. Didn't Jez post pics of him where he just looked normal person good looking, not model good looking?

I mean, it's your life, you do you, whatever works, etc, etc. But my mom had me at 38 and I'm freaking out that if I wait much longer she won't be able to help me when I have kids. Having a kid at 50, she'll never see her grandkids. That sucks.

I've decided that Adultosaur is actually Karlie Kloss.

...a man should always want to take her in the next room and give her a big hug.

I work in local municipal government and Leslie Knope is legitimately my role model. Government work is often dull and tedious and frustrating and thankless, but it's also work worth doing. I cried so hard through the whole episode because I'm so sad to lose her and Pawnee.

If you turn the light off in your bathroom and say Taylor Swift three times into the mirror, adultosaur appears and you guys get to have a Swify dance party!

I have an ample backside that pants often have difficulty containing and my mother has been trying to get me to try NYDJ (Not Your Daughter's Jeans) for forever. I refused, telling my mother, "But I AM your daughter!" She finally just bought them for me for Christmas and I must say, like usual, my mother was right.…

I use that same pill and I had the same issue. They moved me to a generic that they claimed was very close but it was totally wrong for me and I ended up hating it so much that I just stopped taking it. I'm not on anything right now because I didn't want to argue with my doctor and the birth control part of the pill…

Thankyoufornotpostingpictures.

Honestly, I have been a fan of Mindy and Danny but lately I've been shipping Mindy/San Francisco much harder.

"You look like a fool. Take that damn thing off your head."

My parents used to let my 11 year old brother take my toddler sister on a city bus to the library. They both turned out fine. I mean, he forgot her on the bus once, but he got her back pretty quick.

What was that one called that had the bulimic girl who puked in jars and then her mom found all the jars hidden in her closet? That one was particularly terrifying to me as a child and so of course I watched it whenever it was on.

I met (well, was in the same room briefly) Kamala Harris once accidentally when I interned at the SF court house when she was the DA. I got called in to a meeting to deliver something and she was there. When I got back to my little intern cave and bragged to my fellow intern about what happened she turned white, not…

Oh, I assumed Shrayber wrote this. He writes all of the most lurid articles.

Tbh, I'm shocked you would allow that top picture on your front page. So inappropriate, with a woman all...visible like that. Mark this NSFW please.