Sean Connery higher than INDIANA JONES?! Unacceptable.

No Anna Camp? :(

Yeah, you're probably right. Such a weird thing to lie about.

I AM GRIFTERCUS.

Yeah, I don't believe the money part, but I think it's highly likely this person is a regular contributor to GT. That bums me out.

I don't wanna be saved from the Taylor Swift Mania. I'm quite happy with it, thank you very much. But I do dig Charli XCX. She can join Swifty on my ipod.

I once had an old man follow me from a PP clinic to my car shouting at me that birth control caused cancer. As soon as I got to my car I totally flipped out on him but I had a rage black out so I have no clue what I said. Then I got into my car and immediately burst into tears and called my mom. These people are…

I cannot count the number of times I was asked for a Tai Chi Latte. I actually found it really adorable and never corrected it.

Okay, thank you for this because I did not at all understand the ending to this video. I was like, "WTF? The dude got back with her?" But now I see that it's a different dude. Guess it's true what they say, all Kennedys look alike.

When I went to get coffee the morning after Halloween this year, the barista asked me if I was still dressed up. I was not. He said I looked like I was Nancy Drew. Not sure whether to be flattered or insulted.

Oh, I bet that's it. I still kinda of want to believe they just desperately needed to repel some slugs, but your theory makes more sense.

After the second story, I immediately googled "interesting uses for eggshells," and folks, there are a TON. Cleaning coffee stains out of mugs, scaring away slugs, sweetening your coffee, unclogging your drain. I guess we'll never know what those two Polish teens were up to. But I feel like I owe them a debt of…

Julie Andrews was my favorite. I kinda want to hear the real Julie sing that whole sing. "Ohhh. I've got some news for you: I really hate your ass right now."

I was spanked as a child and I don't think it had any lasting negative effect on me. I also don't think it had any real positive effect on me. (I am neither homeless nor do I have a dog). I think the show was spot on. The fear of the physical pain wasn't the deterrent, it was the fear of my parents being disappointed…

I know this is kind of missing the point of the RDJ story, but he's a republican??

I love that he's clearly been waiting for someone to ask him his motto. "Life's a party. Rock your body."

I love Pixar and I love all the movies they showed clips from and I love those characters. But seeing them all spliced together like that just seemed to highlight how little female representation there has been in Pixar movies. It was just like dude, dude, dude, dude, Dory, dude, dude, dude, Boo, dude, dude, dude,…

It's too bad it doesn't fit her in the shoulders, because otherwise this dress would be perfect.

This is totally fantastic. Perfect revenge for atrocious customers. Sadly, as all my food service experience was behind a counter, my coworkers all just farted on each other :( :( :(

Winifred Sanderson is loving the lip in that top look on the left.