Our "rallying cry" is perfectly designed for someone to swoop in and make us look like morons. WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US? The Giants. WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US? The Ravens. WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US? The Seahawks.

This is actually my dad's story but it's a family favorite that always gets trotted out at holidays and parties.

I am unable to formulate a response to that without the ability to post gifs.

Hold up. Biebs WANTED people to think he fucked Kris Jenner?!

The song's not perfect but neither is pretty much ANY other pop song. It's frustrating that so many other pop songs with kinda shitty messages get a pass because they're just pop songs so oh well, but when a song tries to have a decent message about body positivity it has to do it PERFECTLY or else it might as well…

Your number one is so right I'm not even going to comment on how wrong the rest of the list is.

I get so tired to trying to explain this phenomenon to men in my life. It always goes around in circles like this and it just make me so exhausted and sad. Why is it so hard for them to fathom that there are things they may never understand by virtue of never having been a woman? Can't they just hear me, a woman that…

I'm starting to think the job they're posting about is for a Rape Gif Posting Troll. No wonder the troll has been so aggressive. He's making bank! He just bought a BMW with his earnings!

Hah, very close! I actually think West Portal is a little cooler than my neighborhood. West Portal's got some old people hipness, at least.

This isn't QUITE about catching a cheater (really more like catching a liar) but it's a kind of great story. My sister was a senior when I was a freshman in high school. At the end of my freshman year this other freshman was telling me all about this senior boy she was secretly dating. He was so into her but they had…

I pay a reasonable-ish rent in San Francisco but I live in a very unhip neighborhood. But since it's the last uncool place in that city, does that make it the MOST cool place?

She can never be on currency then because she is not allowed to die.

My friends gave me a turtle for my birthday because I once drunkenly said I wanted a pet turtle. But he was stinky and I was kind of scared of him, so I gave him to a pet store. I didn't want to hurt my friends' feelings so I told them all that he died. So perhaps all of these people are just push overs who faked the…

Whenever someone asks my dad to take their picture, he takes the camera, has them pose, then before he takes it, he turns around and sprints a few steps just to give them a scare. My dad is a jerk.

Awww! That is precious :)

One time I fell asleep while babysitting my 3 year old nephew and he switched the channel from cartoons to Predator. This story makes me feel better about my babysitting skills.

If this is the story you ARE willing to admit, I'm VERY interested in the things you won't divulge.

I worked at cafe where a group of local business men gathered for their morning coffee a few times a week. I remember bringing an order to their table and as I walked up one of them was saying, "And THAT is why you never hire a woman!" And all the other men nodded their agreement. Then he turned to me with a huge grin…

Thank you :)

Agreed. My mom just finished treatment for uterine cancer like a week ago so my heart lept into my throat when I saw that headline with that graphic. Not a great way to start the day.