YES.

The coloful promo poster is giving me Cosby vibes. I love it.

San Francisco: City of Dreams! (And neck lickers.)

Can you be more specific? Like, what exactly do they say? "Hey you in the skirt? Way to set back the women's movement! Buy some pants!" I mean, I'm really trying to imagine how this goes down as I've never seen anything like it. I've seen a man eat a whole head of cauliflower on the bus, while crying silently. I've…

Hah! That was my boss's exact reaction! "Did you just call me dude?" Luckily he's an old skateboarder so he was amused not offended.

I like this study. I grew up on the California coast in a surf town so I have some, like, super gnarly verbals ticks when I don't pay attention to what I'm saying. (I just recently called my boss dude by accident.) I generally keep it under control but I find it irritating when people get super judgey about filler…

My friend was telling me about this guy she was seeing for a while who turned out to be a total dick and I asked her how they met. She said, "Well, I was taking a walk and he shouted at me about my tattoos and then started following me..." Uh, you dated a street harasser and you're surprised that he turned out to be a…

It's weird that they don't like being accosted by a stranger on the street telling them what she thinks about them.

I desperately want new Harry Potter books even though I know they'd be bad and ruin everything. I need her to never write any more, no matter how much I beg. Be strong for all of us, Jo!

I was at a family dinner a few weeks ago and everything was fine, everyone getting along, chatting about mundanity. Then out of nowhere my 5 year old niece screetches at me, "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVER GETTING MARRIED!" I was like, what the eff? Now even the small children in the family are hassling me about this?! But…

Not surprised. I came down with the flu once when I was working at a cafe and they told me I couldn't leave. When a customer complained that I was clearly ill, my manager just moved me to the kitchen so the customers couldn't see me infecting them all.

The Rilo Kiley was the best part.

Don't care. I still love her. She can't sing anymore. We all knew this. I paid an exorbinant amount of money to see her live in Vegas and before I went an incredulous coworker asked me, "But does she even sing live?!" And I answered, "God, I hope not!"

Oh no, he was totally insufferable. That definitely added to it being my least favorite. Also the superfluous giants/Grawp storyline.

Oh yeah. Umbridge was way scarier because you actually see people like her all the time. I think the 5th book is hardest for me to read because I just spend it all bubbling with rage over her.

He just came out to have a good time and he's honestly feeling so attacked right now.

J'ACCUSE JEZEBEL! MISANDRY! Male metal star enthusiasts DEMAND ANSWERS!

Shut it down, everyone. We have a winner.

This made me cackle out loud— a difficult feat on such a depressing day.