My HS newspaper editor in chief was like that. He wrote these long terrible opinion pieces every week that no one could understand. I’m convinced he changed random words with the thesaurus. It was annoying.

“Whip smart” has replaced “quite bright” as the words men use to describe those women who (to their great surprise) are intelligent.

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

This is among the common Vogue interview sins that doesn’t get talked about enough - the part where the interviewer wastes my time by shoehorning in a drawn-out anecdote to show how clever they are. No one’s reading the interview for you, Van Meter!

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Ew, yeah...Caity’s GQ interview with Kim is much better.

A lady *and* Jewish! Who reads! What is the world coming to?

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

“manipulative sex kitten”

I’m... uncomfortable that you know this. And still gratified that you dropped the sweet fact-check like BOOM.

PLEASE fuck off

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.

fuck off

Tig for the win (always). I like Schumer but she was out of line on this one. Commenting on Tig’s appearance (perceived) and personal experience on the road are none of her business and speculation.

Coworkers are people you’re paid to tolerate. If you happen to like some of them, that’s a bonus.

I feel you, Jenny Slate. When I had a bad spate of migraines a few months ago, I barfed a lot at work and the office busy-body told everyone I was pregnant, then when I stopped barfing and was sad for a week because it was Mother’s Day and I missed my mom, the office busy-body told everyone that I miscarried.