Holy shit yes. I hadn’t been by the site in about three or four years, and a couple weeks ago I found myself there and was just appalled. It’s all horrific click-bait headlines from awful people telling awful stories about awful things.

“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.

Looks legit to me. In fact, it reminds me of the time my brother was dating my former best friend who was also the mother of the child who’s father was my sister’s boyfriend.

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

I have just finally gotten to the point in life where I am comfortable wearing tops that aren’t super loose or conservative because of all of the shit I got in middle school and high school for having large breasts in proportion to my frame. Fuck those supervisors for pulling that bullshit. It is that type of behavior…

God, tell me about it! I remember trying on bridesmaids dresses for a family wedding as a barely 20 year old and feeling SO inappropriate because of my breast size...I remember the comments from my own family about it...

I don’t know. Like, she knew about it, he informed her and it is his body so it seems pretty reasonable.

Men who are single can come, they just have to come as the guest of a paying lady. I suppose this is to make sure that the dudes are at least semi-vetted? Like, five dude-bros can’t just show up, pay, and then be creepy all night.

For real though, why is it if you are a single lady looking to get her orge-on you have to bone married men????

Call me Vanilla, but any sex that involves membership fees, tons of logistics and possible rounds of medication just sounds like way too much work. The benefit of sex is that it is basically my only leisure activity that doesn't cost me money and that I don't have to think too much about in advance.

Who’s that one guy that’s made a name for himself suing over “ladies nights” at bars? I have a feeling he’ll be all over this.

Adding orgies to the list of things you probably shouldn’t buy at a discount, like plastic surgery or sushi.

I guess Killing Apathetic and Ineffective Oral Sex was taken?

That’s Dawkins sitting next to him, isn’t it? Look at his body language, he hates it.

Meh. You wanted one roommate not several.

Mrs. Murphy sounds like a racist bitch.

Weirdly enough, I was told that it was the best time. By the time you’re competing for an appointment you’re kid will be in school.

Counterpoint

I’M SORRY I JUST KINDA TRIPPED AND STUMBLED AND NOW I’M HERE DOING SCIENCE I’LL LEAVE NOW OK?!

Ashley Feinberg: Most people don’t wear bags filled with any money so even pennies can be a giveaway.