I'm guessing Fashion Model is not a common or encouraged profession for kids living with gang influence. He's definitely got the look, though.

Newscaster seems like kind of an asshole. Also, very much missing the point. They're so eager to wag their fingers at the SiLlY women who are like "he's cute" and not talk about actual issues here, like how every day thousands of people who are less good looking than Meeks pass through a for-profit prison system,…

I agree. If he is innocent, it would be great if he could springboard the attention into a career. Watching the interview made me feel really bad for the people affected by his incarceration. His wife, his kid.

Puto means male prostitute. Not gay male prostitute. It is a tradition and done in jest. It roughly translates to "punk" in English. Calm your collective tits.

The monkey thing is a freaking epidemic in some parts of the soccer world, and I'd argue it's actually more ubiquitous than the homophobia.

I doubt a prolapsed rectum would affect my chin, what with human anatomy and all.

Mark, you fucking owed this to us.

I am so fucking glad you posted this, I needed this after you ruined Citizen Kane for me. Thanks, though I wish the fruit weren't red.

Dammit, Bennett. Get your shit together. You're gonna be a daddy.

Maybe it's some kind of hazing thing for the men of Tulsa...

"Back and forth motion" is superior to the "abrupt cork-screw twisting motion."

I know they are really cute when they are little, but this is why you need to release them back into the wild before they reach maturity and become aggressive.

There's a vast difference between "reflexively piss themselves" and "hitting a parent."

"the egregious criticism of overweight child stars" "incapable of viewing them as anything more than twinkie receptacles."

In regards to the record time, those shows are filmed much earlier in the day than they air. So her behavior, in part, was not from staying up too late.

I'm pretty sure this isn't the top news in Spain right now. lol

It's definitely illegal in Canada.
Somehow I doubt they outright said "no tap" though. He probably asked for water, and they slid him a bottle and he didn't want to say, "No, I want free water."

Maybe she just had a fucking ugly baby. Sometimes babies are goddamned ugly.