New on my life list: Avoid jobs where I will be forced to say, we will cover sharting eventually.

This made me smile.

I strongly dislike getting my hair blowdried or straightened but am not assertive enough to stop hair dressers from doing it when they’re done cutting it.

I feel the same way. Although I know I should care more about my intelligence, sense of humor, etc., I feel so happy when my partner calls me beautiful.

Watched the video and some thoughts:

Now I want to know who this male coworker is!

I pictured him wafting various flasks full of jizz in order to accurately compare these smells.

Seriously. My past 3 formal dresses have come from there. I always do the same dance, go to all the department stores and dress stores and then end up at BCBG, where I want to buy everything.

You should get this cross-stitched.

what is this i want it.

There’s videos for that.

I liked when Vine first came out and it was used for artsy 6-second stop motion videos. Now it’s shit.

Love this band but NOOOO with this pose.

What pains me is how much of the cucumber they’re throwing out.

Do what you want should be the motto for (almost)* anything that has to do with your body.

Whenever you want to.

Where I live (diff country), the invitation says where the ceremony will be and where the party will be and at which time they both start. This is great because if you don’t want to go to the ceremony, you’re perfectly welcome to just go to the party.

I get this all the time! Then I hurry home and inspect my upper lip in case I started growing a mustache and nope... no hair there.

I only ever get grossed out if it’s short and curly on the off chance that it’s a pube because I once saw a cook put his hand down his pants, scratch a little, and then dip said hand into a sundried tomato jar to get some out for my sandwich.

what.