I am generally in favour of all green things, but it looks both ugly and uncomfortable.

Mine has taken to scratching the headboard/bedposts just out of reach so I have to roll over to swat at him. I hate him.

That brought tears to my eyes, thank you.

Never mind that she has been consistently laying out policy. It’s all about that pussay right Bernie?

Hell yes. Give me enough time to get good and drunk and rain your heavenly rocks upon us, Extinction Level Event-Sized Asteroid Colliding With Earth. 

I’m pretty sure Daddy bought her those looks; they didn’t come standard.

They’re also really bad for your feet, so I will join you on this hill.

When I was a small child, I used to think people put out flags to celebrate my birthday. I don’t recall what age I learned otherwise, but I frequently wonder if Trump ever did.

Not blonde enough. They’d have to bleach her hair out of existence.

Pine seems to be quite nice and all, but I’ve never been interested in him as a person as opposed to an actor. Chris Hemsworth is so into his family and animals (THE QUOKKA PICTURES) and Chris Evans is basically Captain America in real life. My list is Evans, Hemsworth, Pine, most other Chrises, Pratt, and lastly an…

Why exactly would Biebs think that Tom Cruise would give him the time of day?

Already fixed!

He probably thought that song was about him.

From Jacksonville Florida to Vancouver, BC. Totally worth it.

He’s got the chin and the brooding face for it. Why not?

I understand what you’re saying but honestly I’m really tired of being the side that has to be empathetic and generous. I don’t think it’s too much to ask that on this particular topic, babies and pregnancy, that men take the empathy bullet.

I’m with you, Tracy; I am just not feeling generous enough right now to have any sort of empathy with these guys, especially as I know Planned Parenthood has upon its walls a good variety of different couples and families pictured. (But I have not been to a specifically baby clinic, so maybe they’re different.)

Someone probably had to go out and buy more crayons.

Tennessee doesn’t even have mandatory driver’s ed and it shows every day so I’m all for this.

Sometimes I wonder when Kellyanne Conway will just stop. And then I look at her and realise not even death is that powerful.