For transparency, the Celestial Steed was the very first mount that was sent to all of your characters, making it so you never needed to bother buying a 60% pony for an alt ever again. Now it looks derpy as fuck but when we got a first look, we all thought it would be an Algalon drop and everyone wanted it.

After you finish the first story campaign and get a “stronghold”, they actually call you “my lord” (even if you’re a female character) and that’s when I realised I can’t play this game anymore.

I was extremely disappointed not to see rainbow chip in the photo, too.

There were many holidays where I was far from home and sitting alone in front of a sad Cornish Hen and a bowl of mashed potatoes sounded way worse than going into work and eating the store bought sugar cookies someone put in the break room.

I’m sorry but Tom Holland is not just “not problematic”, he is a goddamned cinnamon roll.

Ugh, first mayo came for our grilled cheeses, and now it’s here for our mashed potatoes? I’ll stick with butter and cream, thank you.

Dairy Queen’s cherry sundae goo. It also made their chocolate covered cherry Blizzards much, much better than the cheap maraschino shit they have now.

I feel like the answer should always be “don’t”. No matter what you say, a toxic person is going to use it as an in. Don’t give them one.

She is wearing a full-on retail worker smile in that picture, so I don’t think it’s squashed.

He does not dread any such thing. He probably dreams about killing “libruls”.

And also young men. Actually, let’s just explain it to all men.

I ordered pizza last week and the driver hit the “delivered” button, then 5-10 minutes later called me and told me they couldn’t find my house. They were literally sitting in my parking lot but couldn’t read the large clear numbers above each door enough to find mine.

I lick the leftover juice off the plate when I’m finished eating. Usually with meat, but not always. I try really hard not to do this in public.

I’m sure ScarJo is absolutely crushed by this random stranger’s opinion on her latest movie.

My cat Fred will follow me around the house if I open a can of peas, meowing loudly, until I share it with him. Either he or Gully will also attack a whole-ass loaf of bread in its packaging if left alone overnight (I can’t figure out which one it is) but I’ve heard of other cats doing that, so peas is the weirdest.

Exactly, I’m not going to cry for the woman I saw loading red gas cans into her SUV, but I wished someone would steal the dog I saw in the backseat before she gets what’s coming to her.

I would’ve gone with AJ’s over Sprouts in Arizona for fancy.

It’s completely anecdotal but I got my vaccine on Friday afternoon and my period started 2 weeks early on Saturday evening. So, well, sucks to be me.

Forgive me, but Batman has always played second fiddle to his rogues’ gallery because they are far more interesting than he is. Even when the writers pump him up to 24D chess levels.

WaPo has been doing this for 6 years, running off to the “real America” to ask people why they support Trump like the answer is ever going to be useful or interesting.