I'm going to give that beer gravy a whirl this year; that sounds wonderful

Subout cranberry juice for the water, add some orange zest and you'll have something people will actually take seconds on. That dish is the first my kids learned to make for their contribution to the meal. My son still calls dibs on making it for Thanksgiving

My grandfather was part Yakama and he used to tell a story of a white woman who came on the reservation with her dog. It was back in the early 1900s when white people would do "tours" to look at Native Americans.

Language is a virus from outer space.
William S. Burroughs

Ah Boonville! Everytime we drive through there to the coast, I can only hear this song endlessly in my head https://www.youtube.com/wat…

But we'd get stuck with Pence. Which is completely horrifying as well, if not more so.

Well.It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark… and we're wearing sunglasses. So if you've got the police car from the auction, lets go get them.

Those cans as well. Just made for eating with a spoon, like a little can of chocolate condensed soup

OMG..*throws on some sweats and heads out to the store*

I give up. I seriously and absolutely give up. I'm just going to go back to my goth days and wear black ALL THE TIME.

Donner…party of 5…Donner…party of 4..Donner..party of 3……

https://www.youtube.com/wat… I think this is more apropos

Can you imagine what would have happened if they had actually let Les Claypool in the band??

Ah, never listened to Metal Machine Music?

As a bass player, I've always like Trujillo's work with Infectious Grooves and Suicidal Tendencies. But god I've always thought he must be frustrated as hell having to lock rhythm with Ulrich, who for all his egotistical posturing, is indeed a mediocre drummer. I'm glad I'm not the only one whose noticed his lack of…

When I was in HS, my friends mom always had sauce going on the stove. We'd grab bread and dip the slices in generously as we cruised through the kitchen. I can still hear her yelling at us in Italian about ruining her "gravy". Pasta sauce is awesome.

Two things from my childhood. I'm a vegetarian now, but damn if you put a plate of Taylor Ham (aka Pork Roll) in front of me, I will appall all of my plant based diet amigos by digging in like a shark. I grew up in NJ and every week we'd have at least one meal that had that greasy, fried wonderfulness in it. We have…

Actually he's more of a bourbon drinker now.

IC was an OK beer, but god, IC Lite tasted like dishwater.

Parental moment I shouldn't be proud of,,but I am. We let our teenage son have a beer now and then at the house, pretty much 100% craft beer. He came home from a friends birthday party and his dad asked him, were you drinking? Son: No dad, all they had was shit beer (aka Bud, PBR and Coors), why would I want to…