I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

When I was 8 months pregnant, my husband and I moved into a cookie cutter 15 year old home. There was nothing about it that would cause us to think it would be a creepy place. A few weeks after we moved in, I was putting clothes away in the baby’s room and got an overwhelming feeling of dread. It felt like something…

When I was little it was just my mom and I in this tiny tiny house in a small town. I have a freakishly good memory so I can clearly see the layout of my tiny room (which was the laundry room from the previous owners). It was long and narrow, with just enough room for my crib against one wall and a window…

I housesat for my best friend’s parents (who were like my second parents) before I moved out west. It was a pretty sweet deal: I took care of their three dogs, two cats, and bird and got the run of a four-story farm house style surbabn pad with a pool and 80 inch HDTV.

Yesss! I’ve been waiting for a while so I can share my spooky story.

I should preface this by saying that I have never seen a ghost or had any weird experiences, but my mom, who must be more sensitive than I am, has them constantly. She’s had multiple family members appear to her after they died (as has my grandma), she’s had ghosts appear and react to her presence simply because she…

Back story: My mom is English and didn’t move to America until she and my dad married when they were 21. When she was 16 and still living in England, there was one particular night that scared the mess out of her. My grandmother (mom’s mom) had been at a friend’s house that night and played with a Ouija board. My…

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

Yay I have one to share this year! Not bone-chillingly terrifying but certainly freaked me out. I leave on 5 acres of wooded property in the Pacific Northwest that backs up to a lovely river. My husband and I first moved here a year ago and whenever we would go to the river he would ask if I was humming or singing. I…

This story happened to my brother (Chris), about two years ago.

Hasn’t Craig Mazin already won this one definitively?

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

Or! She cares about people outside of her race?

I actually care more about the women’s team than the men’s, mainly because the women can actually play well.

Maybe US Soccer should spend more concentrating on paying the USWNT fair wages, making sure the team can play on a proper soccer field and generally not treating the USWNT like crap and less time thinking about national anthems.

My Facebook-posting uncle is gonna hate this if he ever starts watching soccer... or women’s sports... or if he ever starts caring about the plight of anyone outside his demographic.

“The fact is that politicians get sick. Indeed, presidents get sick. George W. Bush fainted in the white house just sitting on a couch eating pretzels. His father famously caught the flu while he was travelling, grew faint and vomited on the Prime Minister of Japan‘s lap. Ronald Reagan was shot and had cancerous…

What I don’t get is why this walking pneumonia diagnosis isn’t proving to everyone what a fucking badass Hillary is. She hasn’t slowed down and she’s been seriously sick. This is some serious dedication. My 22 year old brother got walking pneumonia and he missed finals because of it.

I’m with her. And/or her body double.