What were they talking about? Are you daft? They were talking about what they always talk about: the complete subjugation of the human race!

The Telegraph article has a ton of other fascinating dolphin language info:

It’s important to note that feral hogs are a real problem across the southern US, and anyone killing them off is doing a real service.

Lots of people go boar hunting, and it’s fuckin’ dangerous. Just ask Robert Baratheon.

I assume he means hunting feral hogs out of it. Which have been a problem for Texas in the last two decades, they rip up farm land and kill livestock, which are both big business here. The legislature passed a bill making helicopter hunting legal, and the author said the goal was to “eradicate the species in Texas”

Hog hunting in helicopters with machine guns is totally a thing in Texas

You can shoot pigs out of it.

Hunting wild boar in Texas via helicopter with AR-15s is actually pretty common... How else do you propose that we keep those filthy bastards in check, thinking they own the place.

I did this at Target when I bought a nightstand with a scratch on it. It was the last one they had. I (politely) asked customer service about it, and they gave me a discount. I recently bought a mirror with a small scratch, also at Target, and mentioned it to the cashier. She gave me five bucks off, which wasn’t much,…

Not sure what kind of witchcraft she practices but looking this good is not of mere mortals. Confess Michelle! CONFESS!!!

This never, ever, ever gets old.

Sasha has Michelle’s side eye down to a tee.

Craigslist, antique stores and pawn shops are great places to practice low-stakes negotiations and build confidence. The asking price often includes quite a bit of haggling room, so the seller will be happy to oblige if you make an offer that’s just a few dollars lower.