Which raises the question: IS there a drinking game associated with this shitshow? As in, everytime McCarthy loses, you drink a fifth of Russian vodka? When George Santos misses a vote, you pretend to take a shot but really it’s just water?

He lost the 10th vote a little while ago, no votes shifted despite all his concessions.

Yup. I once had the Norvirus and was violently vomiting. That is exactly what my face looked like. It’s trauma.

Those “freckles” around their eyes after a strangling sesh are probably petechial hemorrhages, evidence of trauma

I star your comment.... But if we’re having a Legacy-Stupidity competition, I would like to nominate Andrew’s “I couldn’t have been her (Virginia’s) rapist. She described me as sweaty, and at that time I was unable to sweat” as the winner of this contest.

The Nazi uniform wasn’t the most offensive thing he has done. That happened when he was in the army and called a fellow soldier a “Paki” (which is a horrifically offensive and racist term) and told another fellow soldier that he looked like a “rag head”. I wonder if he brings that up in the book and whether he blames…

Give him credit for realizing alcohol is one of the few things that could make that movie tolerable.

The person I feel bad about in all of this is Cavill who seemed genuinely excited to be coming back to the role, only to have everything completely dashed a few weeks later.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

Santos is the obvious candidate for Republican Speaker. Who would deny the brave American Civil War veteran who led the US to triumph at Gettysburg?

My grandfather went the same way. Except it was a Chevy Citation.

“PistenBully” does sound like a German sex toy.

Look at the tracks again. It’s a belt of ginsu knives. He got slap-chopped.

Yeah but they won’t tell the boys they’re awesome just for existing with a penis. Tate’s story is like a fairy tale for immature guys who can’t imagine the concept of self-improvement.

Absolutely. The whole idea that certain behaviors are for mothers and others for fathers absolutely drives me up the wall, especially since I had Little Valve (a boy). I sometimes have to kind of shove Mr. Valve (who is a good and decent guy in general) into offering comfort rather than lecturing, and even more, into…

He sounds like he wants to get back to that beautiful, halcyon time when she put up with his lies and emotional immaturity.

she had filed but withdrew the divorce when he had his stroke so she coulod care for him. I remember because I thought that was pretty high minded/forgiving of her.

I honestly thought Khloe and Lamar were only married like two years. Seven years, dang. He probably really does still love her, but it sounds like he mostly loves being taken care of.  

Hell, I’ll bet he’s done the same for Ivanka and at least two of his sons.

I would be willing to bet a month’s income that Trump has solicited an abortion for one of his wives or mistresses at some point, likely several times.