Holy shit!

Id pay top dollar to see this 

I totally missed that Thanksgiving shit. I can’t believe someone (media team or otherwise) was honestly too lazy to write four whole new lines about Thanksgiving blessings. The form tweet: the saddest tweet of all.

Specifically your pizza...

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

I look better in bright colours, and they are what I prefer to wear. If she finds “greige” zen, I find blue, purple and red energizing.

True, but it’s a damn shame that she ended up losing out on a role over it and it sounds like she didn’t get any help. If the director recognized that behavior and reported it and then nobody did a damn thing about it, that’s deeply tragic.

When I was a parent of a young child, my/our “color palette” was the least of my worries.  

The Nazis didn’t target Jews because of their religious beliefs. Non-religious Jews and even Christians with significant Jewish ancestry were sent to camps, too. The Holocaust was motivated by a specific racial ideology that held a different conceptualization of race than what we have in North America. The Nazis didn’t…

I think sometimes parents rules or reactions are bc something happened to them or they were around something like that....

The casting director might have handled this differently.

Did you ever have to dress differently around older male relatives? We briefly lived with my mom’s father when I was eleven. I had to wear a robe over my pajamas and I was not allowed to walk around in just a towel after showering. 

It’s actually incredibly common in sexually abused children to act outwardly sexual at an inappropriately young age. And Googling it, Thorne was indeed sexually abused from age 9-14 according to her. Reporting that sort of behavior (if that’s the case) to her parents seems correct and not what a pedo would do.

When I was growing up, my sister and I weren’t allowed to go to slumber parties. A few years ago, I asked my mother why, and here’s what she (a mandatory court reporter) said:

No, no, I’m sure Buddha mentioned it, somewhere between the value of the buttlift and buying your four year-old a $100,000 handbag.

Nothing says “zen” like extreme rigidity in every element within your line of sight. I’m pretty sure it was one of the Eightfold Paths the Buddha taught. 

I’ve worked some shitty jobs in my life, but never one where I had to start the morning by arguing in the foyer about whether my outfit was beige enough to please Kimmie Bear. Poor bastards.

Anytime you feel the need to include, “Yes, the holocaust was horrible...” you may want to rethink whether or not you want to hit publish. 

She looks terrible in The Glass Onion.That smoking apparently did her no favors.  And this is not ageism. Watch it and see.

Oh good. Maybe people can put Henry Cavill’s face on the next Superman so we don’t have to hear about it anymore.