I was wondering the same. The Clucker Snarlson tactic of setting up live strawman for him to “knock the liberals down” on his show.

Holy shit!

Id pay top dollar to see this 

I totally missed that Thanksgiving shit. I can’t believe someone (media team or otherwise) was honestly too lazy to write four whole new lines about Thanksgiving blessings. The form tweet: the saddest tweet of all.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

Sean Connery’s agent: “A Russian submarine captain goes rogue”.

Make sure your gutters aren’t pulling away from the frame of your house, btw.  Water is a sneaky thing, and the constant weight, in this case, can sneakily be causing damage like that.

Also probably people who don’t believe in evolution, natural-selecting their own gene pool out of the population.

I have sympathy for the kids that are suffering because of this.

I look better in bright colours, and they are what I prefer to wear. If she finds “greige” zen, I find blue, purple and red energizing.

When I was a parent of a young child, my/our “color palette” was the least of my worries.  

The Nazis didn’t target Jews because of their religious beliefs. Non-religious Jews and even Christians with significant Jewish ancestry were sent to camps, too. The Holocaust was motivated by a specific racial ideology that held a different conceptualization of race than what we have in North America. The Nazis didn’t…

No, no, I’m sure Buddha mentioned it, somewhere between the value of the buttlift and buying your four year-old a $100,000 handbag.

Nothing says “zen” like extreme rigidity in every element within your line of sight. I’m pretty sure it was one of the Eightfold Paths the Buddha taught. 

I’ve worked some shitty jobs in my life, but never one where I had to start the morning by arguing in the foyer about whether my outfit was beige enough to please Kimmie Bear. Poor bastards.

Anytime you feel the need to include, “Yes, the holocaust was horrible...” you may want to rethink whether or not you want to hit publish. 

Measles is one of the most contagious viruses, being it stays airborne for hours and hours. It’s going to Darwinian select quite effectively those who are unvaxxed and fuck things up.  It’s a good thing I’m not a kid doc, because I’m not sure how I’d resist the urge to punch these gutless shithead parents in the face…

She looks terrible in The Glass Onion.That smoking apparently did her no favors.  And this is not ageism. Watch it and see.

Good job anti-vaxxers, you fucking idiots. 

Oh good. Maybe people can put Henry Cavill’s face on the next Superman so we don’t have to hear about it anymore.