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Hahahaha!

IUD insertion is indeed incredibly painful. I was told it would be “some pressure.” While it was really more like an ice pick to the uterus.

So, my wife was also a size six at that time. She did, and still does, have some pretty significant body-image issues. Blame ballet, a kind of shitty father, society, whomever.

I wanted to comment the exact same thing, I remember so many moments growing up in the 90s and 00s when I thought an actress or singer looked great only for the media to tell me she was “fat”.

She was a size six at the time Titanic was made.

“You’d have to pay me a lot of money to work with Jim again,” in apparent reference to the hypothermia she experienced on the set of Titanic, as well as nearly drowning twice while filming the blockbuster. The following year, Rolling Stone reported that she said the quote had been “misinterpreted.”

Except he doesn’t have a family. He has places where he occasionally visits to look at his trophies. Those children are getting to the age where they are going to figure out that’s all they are to him. 

I’m sorry, but did you just hate fuck a film?

Enjoy this moment of self discovery:

I find it deliciously ironic that Conservatives have fully embraced the cult of personality surrounding people like Trump and Musk. Much like when Stalinism became the new face of Marxism and posters and artwork of Stalin as a God-like figure proliferated.

I didn’t always. For a while I thought it was fine and added dimension to the character, or whatever, which I suppose it does. But there’s a big tradeoff, especially considering that Ripley is a feminist icon; when I was a kid we had Ripley and She-Ra as action heroes and that was about it. Lots of childless people,

Too right. I’m guessing the Excel spreadsheet at the Trump Foundation is just named “Saps.xls”.

I guarantee that at least 50% of the people who buy these will be extremely disappointed to find they aren’t physical cards, as they wanted to use them as stocking stuffers for their grandkids. The grandkids will be fine though.

Con artists everywhere would give their eye teeth to get hold of Trump's mailing list

Hey, you make Eric Trump your “idea man” and this is what you get.

There is one guaranteed prize for anyone who buys 45 cards (a cool $4,455): Dinner with Trump at Mar-A-Lago.

Samesies. I read this right after that gross article about Texas trying to create a registry of trans people, and despite my anger at that, I kind of feel like anyone who spends money on THIS actually should be put on a registry. They clearly need to be in a safe environment.

This is all so, so sad, but the part that really got me is this:

I really did not think this was real. It’s absurd.

Even by his usual standards, this is almost impossibly pathetic.  It’s so bad, especially after teasing it as something important, that I’m tempted to think some of the remaining cult members might be shaken out of it.