Jesus christ....

I took it as it sounded like they wanted to relax and actually have a fun party as opposed to having to play celebrity and have makeup and wardrobe done before attending, then worrying the next day if TMZ got an unflattering angle. And given the age group involved, they have the luxury of not having to constantly…

He really is. He’s the epitome of an insecure, jealous, angry teenager except he’s got a lot of money.

Toby played Nick Carraway, Leo played Jay Gatsby.

Drake is a nightmare man.

“I didn’t willingly go, ‘Hey, Alan, let’s have some fun,’ because no one on the planet would say that to Alan,” Ransome said.

“I didn’t willingly go, ‘Hey, Alan, let’s have some fun,’ because no one on the planet would say that to Alan,” Ransome said.

If you’re going for an Oscar, you can’t merely act anymore. The more intense and ridiculous the transition, the greater your chances.

It seemed like they might have had a plan for them to banter on stage. At some point Chappelle tries talking over the boos by saying some of the planned jokes (the stuff about leaving earth, setting up a titty bar, etc.) and he had to abandon the whole thing and wrap it up. The crowd wasn’t going to stop booing with…

-Sir Laurence Olivier

How much crack did you smoke before you wrote that comment?  All of the crack?

When keeping it real goes horribly wrong…

How does someone so rich and powerful come across as such a desperate loser?

It’s almost as if I’ve offended SF’s unhinged leftists

Hate Christmas, love it, to me the most valid point of all is the one about “expectations”. We all need to give each other more grace during the holidays. Everyone in my family firmly loves Christmas but it’s taken us years to finally convince my wife’s 4 siblings that we do not all have to get individual gifts for…

What I hate is that we’re so outside of nature that we choose the most quiet, introspective and hibernatey time of the year to have this month long burst of activity. It’s friggin manic. Yes, its a pagan holiday, but up until the winter solstice they were hunkered down and trying not to freeze. Then they were just cele…

A serial killer with a gimic. 

Exactly. They were such trash he just had to have sex with them first. Just admit you’re a fucking standard-issue serial rapist and murderer, dirtbag. No one’s mistaking you for Batman.

“These people...are dirt and, I was going to get rid of them.” But, not till I fucked them.

Brittney herself admitted she brought it in. She says she packed them in her bag by mistake because she was in a rush.