I’m really glad you had a caring, supportive mother. I’m not sure the Cruz kids are that fortunate. I keep wondering what the hell is the deal with Heidi Cruz? Why stay with someone that your children shrink from, and who is an unmitigated asshole on every level, unless you’re in line with his “values”? Hell, her…

I think we know that Ted ISN’T trying his best. His wife has said he’s almost never around and the kids run from him when he gets home. That’s not someone trying their best at parenting.

Yeah it’s one of those things where it’s a reasonable discussion to have, and even people who generally seem to fit into the ideal (especially women) still struggle with... but a young, relatively thin, attractive person is never really going to be the one who should be leading that conversation.

“I could feel my craft suffering.”  🤮

Let’s add one: the time he got caught sneaking off to Mexico and blamed it on his two daughters. Father of the fucking year.

Interesting he asks for the privacy he just denied for millions of American women. Screw him.

This was the first SP episode I ever saw. Hankey flying around giving everyone kisses as the end and leaving little smudges of shit on their cheeks had me hooked for life.

I’m not an award show expert, but ‘your plus one has to be a fellow cast member’ sure doesn’t sound like standard practice.

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

I know this is may be a long shot, but is there any type of social services that step in when a minor self harms? Hoping there is someone that she can stay with outside of potential toxicity she is facing. 

This poor kid’s situation is fucked from all angles. Her dad’s a well-known POS and, if it’s true she’s bi-sexual, I can only imagine how that’s going to go down in that household. Part of me loves what is happening to Mr. Cruz while the logical and realistic part of me only worries for that child and how she has to…

This poor child.

Don’t forget that:

Wait, when did Dwight become autistic? I always thought he was an asshole because he was raised in a weird religious subculture. This is actually kind of an insult to autistic people.

Frankly it’s only their “conflict” with the other royals that makes them coverage-worthy. Everything they’ve tried outside of that has been cancelled or underperformed (until the trailer came out the Archetypes podcast was below that shithead Jordan Peterson’s one on Spotfiy).

I saw that. I like these kids. But had they asked me (if only), I would have suggested they lay low, ride this thing out, and simply show people who they are instead of try to create a bigger and better competing narrative. Whoever their PR people are, they need to fire them. 

So bad there wasn’t even any snark necessary. It speaks for itself.

Keep this movie’s review OUT your fucking MOUTH!

(the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen comedy New York Minute and the video game adaptation Assassin’s Creed)

Well, this review is a real slap in the face.