I don’t know how you get over those kind of calamities against your father,” she added, referencing (very untrue) internet memes claiming Cruz’s father was the Zodiac Killer.

Cardi’s initial reaction was 100% fair. Madonna didn’t need to bring her into it, seemingly take total credit for pop stars being allowed to be openly sexual, call them bitches, and then end with a clown emoji. The good points about her experiences and career are lost in the unnecessary drama. Lord she’s insufferable. 

Yeah I hate to be cynical but this doesn't smell right. 

When do we find out that his brother has the largest dental practice in town?

So much of the 90s and early aughts returns to haunt us. Ultra low rise jeans, thin/bleached eyebrows, micro mini skirts with crop tops. It was not a great fashion decade, and it’s not much improved on its second time around.

There’s tons of witnesses of it happening in the midst of a huge crowd, and there were very similar attacks happening on other women in Tahrir Square in the same time period.

“Family values”

Maybe not the hero they wanted... but the hero they deserved.

I mean obviously he was at that pre-school jacking it in protest of Critical Race Theory.

i want a modern day gritty bibleman reboot where he busts into a teenager’s room and kills him for spilling his seed

I’ve always found it odd that in the states you can buy liquor at every convenience or grocery store, yet can’t drink until you’re 21. While here in Canada you can only buy liquor at designated liquor stores yet we can drink at 19.

What a hero.

Officer actually did ask him what kind of porn he was watching, I’m guessing since he was right by a preschool figured it was worth seeing if he would just admit to watching child porn.

This just makes my back and knees ache. 

Heard the zoomers are referring to the 90s as “the late 1900s.”

John Waters reveals he once saw Angela Lansbury at a “dungeon-like sex club” sex club. Tale as old as time, am I right?

But we can still comment on how old men *constantly* do this. Get bored and trade in old wife for new, young wife. Have babies with new wife. Thus, siblings decades apart. Honestly, why anyone would want to start over with babies in their 60s is beyond me. That shit’s exhausting. 

In fantasizing about how and when the Church of Scientology inevitably crumbles, I came across this thought: How many future Mission Impossible movies would we need to promise Tom Cruise for him to publicly air all the dirty laundry he’s got on Scientology?

He’s one of the few (only?) lynchpins keeping that scam…

A majority of men are selfish lovers, agree with you 100% there. However I’ve also found that a majority of women, under 40 women especially, are afraid to express their desires in bed.

I’d bet money the church is paying his legal defense team (or else his legal defense team are members of the church), and they treat defending the church as their primary responsibility rather than defending Masterson.