I also thought of Leon: The Professional (bummer)

It will give you nightmares.

JESUS.

This is an amazing burn.

They should do him on This Week in Unnecessary Censorship - that’s what I picture filling in the blanks.... 

Is this a dick joke? Bravo

Dear God...

I had kind of forgotten (blocked out) that whole end to the Clara storyline. So I took it merely as a “bacon sandwich” / what if the shoe was on the other foot reference. Your interpretation adds even more depth, thanks!

I thought it was a fantastic soft reboot. “The Pilot” indeed. Gave a great Eccleston meeting Rose vibe. Love that the Doctor apparently just psychic paper-ed his way into a university professorship and then keeping it.

BRB, going to listen to Joy Division on repeat...

OMG, I can’t believe they are dogsplaining to you.... *sigh*

So, I looked at the picture again, and I totally lied - I think it is actually a Northern Mockingbird. That’s a little more special and fun. My food advice still stands, since they are omnivores.

Totally understand. Hopefully they should hear it. It might have just clammed up in fright for a while. They wake up at like 4:00 am... (early birds and all that)

And of course this classic... Good luck! :)

Here’s some more info: http://audubonportland.org/wcc/urban/babybirds

It looks like a robin. Are you sure the wing is broken? Because fledglings just do that flutter-hop thing - their flight feathers aren’t all grown out yet. It should hopefully have parents around, so as much as you can leave it alone in a safe environment where it’s free to come and go, and keep the dog away, it might…

Hmm, is Judge Brown giving herself away here?

I had the same question but perhaps indirectly: Students get paid $xx,xxx dues cost $yyy; students/union complain that they are now only making $xx,xxx - $yyy and the end result is a compensatory increase in stipends that does get covered by the university.

TWICE now I’ve seen this story and thought it was talking about Amal Clooney instead. I was very confused as to what George had done.

Despite the hair color, Eric has always reminded me of Jonah. He seems like he has the same winning personality.