Sad!

I was picking up more of a Bennett from Commando thing.

I'd say Stallone, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Gorshin.

No potato chip man. You're the potato chip man.

Fox has cocks and Cox has cucks. Knuck if you buck, boy, knuck if you buck.

The Passion of the Spice

Miami Spice

Don't be ridiculous.

I have all the best tan gels, everybody says so, people are saying the most tremendous tan gels, I could teach George Hamilton a thing or two about tan gels, believe me, his tan gels are a disaster. A DISASTER.

Maybe he could have saved The Mist.

He's actually a pretty good actor. For my money, Coked Out Balki is one of the highlights of True Romance.

It's also the only one with Balki.

I agree with you, therefore you must be right.

"That's not a knife. This is a knife."

Oy vey.

Seriously, if Mel hates the Jewish people so much, why would he be cultivating that very fetching Fiddler on the Roof look?

*As featured on MicrosausagePizza.org

You're right that it's jumping the gun by assuming Trump News is an inevitability, but it's certainly a possibility. There's no simple answer to how/if Trump finds an investor I suppose, but there's clearly an untapped market for his brand of unhinged rhetoric in the cable landscape, and the report on Kushner, among…

That's mighty optimistic and I truly hope you're right, instead of the alternative scenario wherein the Trump News Network rises and does more to popularize the dangerous ideologies of your
Steve Bannons and your Alex Joneses than this election with its stupid fucking frog has already done, and the electoral process…

He lost me when he fired Gilbert Gottfried.