Thank you, I read that like 5 times, thinking maybe Sugar Bear was coming back after the other dude got caught cheating?? But didn't want to click the link.

Eeeep! #CORRECTIONS! Sugar Bear is not the child molester. He has his own criminal past, but not that (he robbed campsites and such). He's Alanna/Honey Boo Boo's father, not the man who molested Anna and others. That's Mark something, a whole other dude. Mama June is now claiming she caught Sugar cheating online…

Sweet shit, I'd rather fucking a Republican!

LOL, it's so great that men do this to each other and not just to women. I just assumed you were a woman when I started reading your story.

I don't normally advocate this but...

oh shit, me too...and i forgot until i readyr comment. . .. in my defense, i didn't know until we had done the deed a couple times.

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

I've been holding on to this gif for a long time, not sure where I could put it. Now I know. I'll just leave this right here.

only half a cake? what a douche!

It apparently was needed so bad that he hunted down some poor woman he had seen in decades just to bother her with this shit. Yeah he says that she apologized to him for getting the abortion but I'm willing to bet that she would say anything to get rid of a guy that pulled that stalker nonsense. What a creeper.

From John Blanford's Bio on Heroic Media.

Like this? This makes it look like the title is weeping over the stupidity of these guys.

That jumped out at me too... "she got pregnant". Nope, nothing that I was involved in, nothing to see here!

Maybe by "fighting" they meant not shrugging their shoulders and be like "cool I didn't want a baby anyway" because honestly that's how I imagine most of the original conversations went down.

I felt like every word could be in quotes, but settled on "apologize," because I doubt their sincerity.

I think "Letting" should be the word quoted in the title.

"Blessed are those who mourn for they will be comforted..."

That whole "love thy neighbor" thing? You're doing it wrong.

I would love to do this, but I would not know how to bring this up. "Hello I am here for our date armed with a list of 36 questions designed to make us FALL IN LOVE! I'm PhyllisNefler, nice to meetch. No pressure."