I care a wee bit more about the children he hurt than his family right now. Not that I don’t feel badly for his kids. His wife is more of a question mark.

Kind of impressive when perps blame the justice system for splitting up families.

She’s a single mother because she’s divorcing your revolting, child-molesting ass, Jared. Even if you didn’t see a day behind bars.

In trial, Fogle reportedly sobbed as he recounted how he’d hurt his family and his wife, who would be a single mother should he go to prison.

You were a pedophile before the diet, you fucking idiot.

Those stats assume they’re using actual effective birth control though. Idk I think if you buy something from a company you should get what you think you’re buying.

So when it comes to preventing pregnancy - which is a serious medical condition - women aren’t just entitled to be given the correct medication.

The part where evenif they were taking it perfectly the pills were placebos?

It was a faulty mislabeled product. I am a gynecologist. We absolutely do not expect most monogamous couples who use reliable hormonal contraception to also use barriers as backup / STI protection. There is an insert in each pack of oral contraceptives with instructions and failure rates, and an explicit belief by the…

So if you take high blood pressure medication and the drug company - oops! - gives you a bottle of placebos and you have a stoke or a heart attack that’s fine because even on medication people with high blood pressure have strokes and heart attacks sometimes.

Abstinence is the only effective form of birth control? They’re saying this so close to Christmas?

Not telling them which lots were affected and placing the placebo week on a week that indicates you’re getting actual birth control are huge problems; even if the pills were different colors, it’s possible the person wouldn’t know the reason why or which color is which (for example, I’ve never used the pill-if it was…

Anybody know what the $1,000,000 is in today’s dollars?

I know right? WHY CAN’T EVERYONE JUST TAKE OUT A SMALL, MILLION DOLLAR LOAN FROM THEIR DADS TO BUY MANHATTAN PROPERTIES?

We were playing hide and seek and things just really got out of hand.

I mean it’s ONE banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Has he even heard a rags to riches story? Weak. Come on man, polish that turd: sell it!

My niece walked in on me changing my tampon and I said something like “Oh hi, I’m having my period.” Her alarmed reply: “AGAIN!? BUT YOU SAID IT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE TWELVE!”

I'm pretty sure that's how it was with me for my mom when I was younger it's like you watch your kids poop they watch you poop you take showers together - whatever! There's just a lot of like I guess personal hygiene? Intimacy at that age between both mother and child just because of the care the child needs

I was actually thinking about this recently - my daughter and I had a very similar exchange about tampons (she’s two and didn’t ask too many more questions after the initial explanation, so no talk of babies just yet). My younger self patted my current self on the back for just talking about it like the normal…