they should invent "Kinja Gold" just for this comment.

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

MY PERIOD BEAR BETRAYED ME IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

OMG. You have just solved all the harassment problems of women on public transit. "Do we have a problem? This is Kenneth, my period bear."

"every day is mens' day"

Yes, it's totally discrimination. Nevermind we already have no control of our own bodies in many ways in may states, are routinely discriminated against at work for having a uterus, called bitches, etc. I don't even care what you call this. Even discrimination doesn't seem to bother me. Maybe it's due to my…

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

No good. Next thing we know, all the feminazis are gonna want to breast feed their period bears on the bus too.

We're on the same page. Upon further reflection, I may have a solution: what if women agree to keep their period bears on their laps instead of taking up an extra seat? I think that's fair.

Oh, please. It's an epidemic. I can't go through one day without seeing menfolk fall off their chairs. By the dozens. Usually, they mumble something about a high center of gravity while falling to the ground. How can you ignore that?

omg i swear i once heard a dude refusing to give up his seat for an extremely pregnant lady he said 'i dont believe in giving up seats for women because im a feminist'

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.

Men have a high center of gravity, broad shoulders, and narrow hips. Because of this we'll tip over if we sit with our legs together.

That's a good point. Words matter and it's certainly time people stopped equating the exploitation of children with the free will acts of adults. Thanks for that.

You're using wifi provided to the public by a coffee shop. You have a minimal expectation of privacy.

Nope. Child porn creeps use the old kazaa/edonkey/bearshare networks to share and seed their nastiness, and the cops got smart and learned how to use the same networks, and if you remember how those networks work, once you find somebody hosting a file and start downloading, you're immediately peered with a bunch of…

Starbucks probably monitors their own wifi specifically for stuff like this and then reports to authorities. I doubt they want people doing this in their stores.

Also why isn't anyone saying "there's a pedophilia issue among older white men that white culture needs to address" . . . You know, the same way that folks tend to talk about every group other than white men.

It's times like these that I just get really pissed at the system. A system where sex offendors commit the same crime over and over and run freely, yet drug offendors get mandatory minimums and "3 strikes, you're out".

Why is everyone who is arrested for downloading this stuff a white guy in his 50's?