Open relationship? No. This is the contract of *EDIT* possessiveness and jealousy.

I am! You'd be surprised Mark, I went 22 minutes without internet. Turns out, all the woodland creatures here have mobile devices! The chipmunks have mined ore and smelted it into primative broadband antennas! I'm using an I-pad made of maple bark. Somethings happening....The squirrels are singing, I can hear faint…

Where is the 3rd and most probable theory: Jessica is the Antichrist.

men? Would you flash a stranger? Open your trench coat, or whip it out on a subway? that's what degenerate perverts do. Comic book bad-guy stuff.

The Landshark and the Flying Camel just seem like good ways to break your dick.

Years ago, some kids in my neighborhood, a brother and sister, were playing hide and seek. They were about 8 and 9 years old. I was sitting outside with the kids' mom and some other neighbors as the brother came running by us, telling his mom not to tell his sister where he hid (behind a tree a few feet away). A…

I can see what you are saying. Kids spell based on association. If he was spelling "semen" phonetically he'd likely have spelled it "seemen".

My god, I was also thinking "how could that happen? ridiculous" but you prompted me to check my super secret candy stash (it's like 2 security clearance levels above my regular hidden candy stash) and goddamn if there wasn't a single, gleaming, 6 month old maple sugar candy leaf perched atop that pile. Still sealed…

"I, in no way, ever thought or tried to steal a baby."

"He just thinks it's something he likes to do."

welp.

It's like.. he knew and took advantage. Fucking psychopath.

Normally I'd make one of my typical snarky comments here, but ... I kind of just want to burst into tears.

This really is sickening. He completely relied on rape culture to shield him and it did. I hope more women can press charges. This asswipe deserves to be in jail, he planned it all out and knew the victims would blame themselves.

Every asshole commenting on the earlier article about college guys saying women ask for it need to read this article over and over again till it sinks in that it's ALWAYS the rapist's fault.

Wow, I can't believe she was the first woman to come forward after being raped. That is so goddamn depressing.

Raise your hand if you didn't need a study to tell you this.

Water is wet.

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

Oh yes. They call those guys "buddyfuckers". They are basically like predators, laying in wait for the husband to deploy, then they lay the moves. I am so glad I was completely not involved in that culture when I was in the military. I spent most of my time playing WoW and dating on match.com. Sad, but better…