My sister is dating a dude who’s been married twice, two kids from each marriage, claims both divorces came out of the blue. My sister totally buys that. This is going to be interesting (I don’t like my sister)

Right?! Bare minimum is exactly it. Dude was home ALL day, only working nights a week, and wanted a medal anytime he did the dishes which was not often. Then we would have a talk about how sleeping all day and not being a partner was not cutting it and he needed to grow up - he would agree but then go back to lying…

I am no Kathy G apologist... but hear me out:

We will all just have to face our fears of a world without New Crazy Ex-GF episodes....

Rachel Bloom is my everything.

Precisely.

I love this theory. Maybe Beyonce will continue to use Tiffany as her mouthpiece. Maybe she’ll use Tiff to finally tell us who Becky is.

I think the fact that she is talking about it still is proof that Bey is secretly living for it, wants the face biter called out, but doesn’t want to seem petty so she’s letting someone else do her dirty work.

Remember when Sean Penn put Kate del Castillo in mortal danger so he could have his little bullshit Hunter S. Thompson moment with El Chapo, an actual murderer and not just some avatar in his stupid stories

Of course Joanna Rothkopf’s boyfriend and son Timothee was polite enough to wait in line. She has been an excellent girlfriend and mother to him.

He is the w-o-r-s-t. This is an interesting, albeit, sad read, but I so agree. I gave him a LEGIT joke compliment once on Instagram, which he interpreted as being sarcastic, and he told me to, “eat a dick.”

He is a lazy, sexist dudebro who I want to punch. Endov.

I knew Michael Che back in 2008 / 2009. He was a fledgling comedian in NYC and attended many of the same open mics I was attending. His sets were unmemorable with lazy jokes about girls and race, but he was quite popular with the mostly dude regulars and I guess well connected. I left NYC in 2010 and moved to LA. When…

Considering the history of these collected sites, I thought Armisen, creepfactor 10, wouldn’t get a pass on Jez. Short memory? Or just selective? Or did I miss something?

Can’t watch portlandia bc of him. Too clammy, smarmy and gaslighty.

In general, sure, but Fred Armisen, probably not so much.

Didn’t care about the sex you begged to fuck my mind, you can get addicted to a certain kind of madness

Ketchup. You forgot the ketchup.

For me it’s the Butthead lip.

heh sorry about that... still struggling with sticking to sobriety here... work forces me too weekdays... kicking the weekend binge is the hard part i guess