Apparently the leader of the free world - after consulting with Kim Kardashian, mind you - was not aware of that.

For Kimye, they’re up for anything to call attention to themselves as crusaders for the oppressed, and for Dump it’s anything to create a distraction from the sideshow that is his administration.

Miller was in her life for much longer than Davidson, Miller was there for her through the horror of the bombing and the concert after it....not to mention what I’m sure she went through trying to help him cope with his addiction. I suspect, like a lot of people, she didn’t break up with him because she didn’t love…

She is a trash heap.

God, Halal cart food here in NYC is absolutely the best. Also the taco trucks!!! 

BRB, checking my shelf of addiction related books for a copy of Judge’s memoir. If I find it, this will be the second time my hoarding has payed off*.

Trust this Google Books reviewer:

How about “Ashleigh O’Reeser”?

Stop the internet, I want to get off.

That is so spot on. YES. 

There’s. NEVER. just. one.

Ditto. ‘High quality people’ my ass. This is a war against women. 

My infant who wore Pampers didn’t know who Elmo was and didn’t care. I switched to store brand a while back when the pampers started leaking and those just have stars or squares.

I’m the same way. Except if he spoke, I would recognize his voice immediately. I don’t know why I’m better at recognizing voices than faces. My friends think it’s really weird.

It’s amazing how differently some people’s memories work. I have a friend who can remember insanely minute details of every show she’s ever watched. I did Parks and Rec trivia with her a few months ago and that shit was hard, it went so deep. My friend knew almost all off it. She basically single handily took our team…

I’m glad you said this because I have a theory that Rihanna gained weight in order to conceal a modest boob job...but the rest of the internet seems to disagree.

Like Rihanna? 

I didn’t understand a single thing in this article. 

Hetero female here. These aren’t automatically swipe left, but too many of them will get you bounced:

Don’t forget the ones who stand in front of those rainbow angel wing murals for a photo lol