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And her Instagram account is effing adorable!

Bobby’s gonna make it after all!

For all the stupidities of her Twitter persona, even if her only legacy is the “American Bitch” episode of “Girls,” Dunham is a good TV writer and should continue to work.

Bobby, this is way better than being acknowledged by Megyn Kelly Today Today.

I think the first one is also a reference to the fact that she might have more luck in love if she dates an actual fish instead of a man who just drinks like one. BOOM.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

hahahaha

That handwritten name detail! *sassily blows kisses*

She never lifts her feet off the ground! But at least her backup dancers never try to upstage her

as sassy as avocado toast...with red pepper flakes!

As sassy as an all inclusive vacation where you never leave the resort

as sassy as a cup of low-fat yogurt with someone’s name written on it

Mansplaining is offering advice / information which may or may not be “corrective” based on the (most likely mistaken) presumption that you (a man) know better / more than the woman you are talking to does. The subject, whether it be women’s issues, how to fix a car or how the universe was born, isn’t really

LMGTFY.com

why don’t you tell us?

Megan, you need to let it go.

as sassy as wearing onesie pajamas to tape RuPaul’s Drag Race.

as sassy as her homeland of Nantucket

This is hell world. The fact that the next Democratic president’s administrative appointments will be judged as fit or not depending on personal merits, experience, achievements is going to drive me absolutely insane. Everyone should realize that the fact that Trump’s portrait will hang in the white house for as long