This storyline was always the best part of the movie for me, because it could have just been played for laughs (“awkward girl embarrasses herself! ha!”) and instead Nelson is SO INTO IT.

That’s very cool!

right here. at my desk. in 2016. at age 29.

So far this season has been one episode stretched into three. Show is moving painfully slow. Each episode is good but they havn’t really advanced the story much.

What look was Jeremy Beiber going for here? Dress me like a Vegas magician, only douchier?

Katy Perry VERY BRIEFLY was the kooky girl in pop with her crazy cat sets and such (like late 2008-early 09) but then the fame happened and there was Gaga and everyone forgot she was ever interesting.

I really do feel like Katy Perry’s entire life is just trying really hard to be eccentric and always being outdone by Gaga.

i am so excited for the battle for the north i can barely contain myself

Missing:

Everything about this woman is boring. I can’t even say she’s vanilla, because vanilla is actually delicious.

Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz?

my god she literally just took my breath away

I had no idea that dry golf courses were things that existed, and now the sport’s death must be even further accelerated

Literally everything I write on his website is for my own amusement.

“bae” is still happening?

She also sang Metric’s Black Sheep for The Clash At Demonhead’s performance in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World:

You don’t need to defend Hitler, this isn’t the hill to die on.

Are Kate Hudson and Sarah Chalke a couple in this movie because even though it looks terrible I am super fucking down with that

wait its not the same person?

God, yes to all of this. I’ve had severe acne which only got severe after my teens, and *everyone* has an opinion on what I’ve been doing wrong with my skin, and the simple solution that will fix it.