I really, really wanted to like her special but I gave up after 10 minutes or so. It was exclusively ‘ooh a woman talking about sex *how unladylike*’. I know she is capable of social commentary - her show is full of it - but 10 minutes in, she hadn’t made any interesting points so I gave up. It was really…

They should weight the stars based on how many minutes people watch.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

why?

Wow, in my day rich people simply raked their money into piles and burned it.

Dating me was probably pretty embarrassing I guess

When I can’t use a coupon I brought to the store, I tuck it into the shelf in case someone else comes by who can use it. I call myself the Coupon Fairy.

I like to think I’d do the same thing with hundred-dollar bills, but let’s be real. Someone else would be doing my grocery shopping.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

I’m incredibly old, and I remember well that my friends and I watched American Bandstand religiously (mostly on my best friend’s TV, which was a huge, clumsy, black-and-white cabinet set, an RCA if I’m remembering correctly—this was back in the day, when TV stations signed off late at night and came back on with the…

I dunno, their house, their family? Their pet? I can think of a lot of things.

Is this the first you’ve heard of car theft?

Considering Lane was portrayed as being from a very religious family, it does not surprise me that abortion would not have come up in regards to her situation.

Y’know, I’ve also always wondered why people buy signed items. I think that I’d only do it to flip it for more money, I guess.

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

“It’s hard, we are still white girls making this show and the show has an opportunity to speak to more than that. We can’t help that, but we can try and tell other stories and be more inclusive.”

Waiting for the Republican outrage about how entitled and out of touch Hollywood stars are alienating half of America. Even though we will have a President who is an out of touch, former Hollywood star who alienates half of America.

If your point is there are a lot of shitty abusive mothers you won’t get an argument from me because I had one myself.

“You dumb-ass whore, you gonna spend the rest of your goddamn 2½ years in a goddamn insane asylum with the rest of the retarded kids,” McMillen is heard yelling at Gynnya.

I can’t believe they’re both really gone.