I did the clubbing thing and the rave thing. It was so fun when I was in college and early 20s. And then one day I was like. No thanks man, I like not feeling like shit the rest of my weekend.

The dreaded birthday dinner. I’m done with showing up at a fancy-ish place during their busiest shift of the week and waiting for a table for 12 (Or is it 14? Did Beth say she was coming or not? And I’m not sure when Brendan’s flight gets in, I think his phone is off???) only to get split into two tables for 5 and 7…

- Splitting a check in an itemized fashion.

Too soon.

THANK YOU. Same. I remember when Gen X was getting these stupid fucking scare articles about how dating is over and everybody panic!!!!!! but it’s actually based on what like 10 super-assholes are doing in Manhattan.

15 years of propaganda masquerading as comedy

Smart, smart, smart! I married a guy that had debt, stuff in collections, had the IRS after him because he didn’t file taxes for a few years... Yes, didn’t file. Like, he got too busy, forgot to do it, then figured it was already late, so why do it at all? Ugh! I’m a 820 FICO score, so this drove me NUTS!!! But I…

Worst beard since Nicole Kidman.

Madeleine Davies, Spokesmodel.

Sorry, too busy shopping, having periods and crying to reply.

Cars can be dangerous. That is why you need to take a test to qualify to drive one and join a registry of operators.

Let’s play a game. It’s called Reasons Why This is Sexist, Not the Product of Capitalism.

LOL so my Mom, who is about as interested in soccer (and sports in general) as she is in basket-weaving, was watching the game with me and my Dad last night. She has watched the world cups with us over the years. Even she said “They seem to not roll around on the ground as much.” We couldn’t stop laughing.

Nope, she deserves better. Lena Dunham is overrated.

No, it’s real.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

Watched the first few minutes...these people are all obnoxious.

Wrong. They only approve of racial slurs. Don’t get the two confused.

Albert,