i'd bang him like a screen door till next monday
i'd bang him like a screen door till next monday
I know I'm old because I don't even care that I don't know what it means.
Either her contract is up soon or her contract is bulletproof.
I dunno. If this lady saved herself the grief of having to hear why she didn't deserve to reject him, I'd say she did the right thing.
Turning down guys who can't take no for an answer on online dating is seriously the hardest thing (and usually ends with them getting reported and blocked). You don't even have to be subtle—- you can say, "Sorry, I'm just not interested in you" or "NO" and still get bombarded with messages for months and months. Then…
Those guys also shouldn't have worn pants with zippers, they were just asking for it.
If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.
On the several occasions that I've paid with the company card, I always make a point to tip more than usual. It's not my money, so I don't lose much sleep.
I am really, really sorry about this... but I am pretty sure this is the exact dress she is wearing:
I guess 'thirsty' is a thing now?
They left out the "gross and disgusting" body type. I feel marginalized and oppressed.
SO BORING. BUT SO PRETTY!
guys i really like taylor swift
#9 is "Do you take your shirt off to poop?" AND 9% OF PEOPLE SAID YES WHO ARE THESE CRAZIES
He shouldnt be allowed to play or even back in that school! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Well, obviously. They really need to pass that Rapist Death Penalty bill I've been peddling...or at least the Castration bill.
his whole town supports him. That town is the most worthless and vile town in all of america
Beyonce cut an entire album and made what, a dozen music videos without anyone leaking a single word about it. That included musicians, dancers, directors, producers, back up singers, editors, stylists, assistants, friends, family, etc. They all kept their mouths shut because Beyonce and Jay Z surround themselves with…