Totally unsubstantiated, armchair psychologist theory: His wife is very a funny writer and has achieved quite a bit of success based off her Twitter alone. Perhaps Biggs is a bit jealous or threatened or competitive? Anything you can do, I can do better, etc. (Except he can't.)

There are hangovers so unbearable that I'd sign my car title over in exchange for it to stop. And consider it a good deal.

My partner swears by Pedialyte.

pound a gallon of water before bed, two advil migrane at 5am and more water in the AM.

The people paying for this probably look a 250$ like we see a penny on the ground.

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.

I have absolutely zero to add about the content/controversial jokes in her bit (no one wants to hear my white self have an opinion on it), but SNL may have just been the wrong venue for a monologue that controversial. Like the article said, it probably would've gone over better in a comedy club, but to millions of…

Ah yes, Pussycat Dolls. Similarly empowering with the classic "Don't Cha (Wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Don't Cha?)"

I keep thinking of Prince George as Stormaggedon, dark lord of all

I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.